Heather and Brain get into a fight during an innocent game of Cranium, causing Brain to run away and Heather to roam the streets like a homeless woman looking for him.
Heather discovers Brain is in credit card debt like most Americans. She resolves to help him by forcing him to sell all of his belongings in the greatest moneymaking scheme known to man: a Yard Sale.
After having their dreams crushed by Ed McMahon not giving them a giant check, Heather and Brain decide to give back to society in their own bizarre way.