- Billy Sparks: [everyone stops talking when Sheldon and Missy walk in] What's going on?
- Missy Cooper: What's going on is people are talking about my brother behind my back instead of saying it to my face.
- Sheldon Cooper: She's talking about Georgie, not me. People talk about me behind my back, but it's about how smart I am.
- Danny: I'll say it to your face: your brother's going to hell.
- Missy Cooper: No, he's not.
- Sheldon Cooper: Primarily because hell isn't real.
- Danny: My mom said they should kick your whole family out of the church.
- Missy Cooper: How about I kick your ass?
- Danny: I'd like to see you try.
- Billy Sparks: How about I help her?
- Sheldon Cooper: How about I go get Pastor Rob?
- Missy Cooper: Say one more thing about my family and see what happens.
- Danny: Y'all are white trash.
- Pastor Rob: Whoa, what's going on here?
- [Missy punches Danny in the face]
- Missy Cooper: Movies lie. Punching people hurts.
- Sheldon Cooper: Try being the punchee.
- Georgie Cooper: What happened to you?
- Missy Cooper: Nothing.
- Sheldon Cooper: She hit a boy in the face at Sunday School.
- Georgie Cooper: Why?
- Missy Cooper: He was saying crap about our family.
- Georgie Cooper: Is this about me and Mandy?
- Missy Cooper: Yeah.
- Georgie Cooper: You can't go around hitting people.
- Missy Cooper: I had to do something!
- Sheldon Cooper: Me, too.
- Missy Cooper: What did you do?
- Sheldon Cooper: I ran and told the nearest adult.
- Georgie Cooper: I don't want you getting in trouble for me.
- Missy Cooper: But Danny says you're going to hell!
- Georgie Cooper: I'm there now! Promise me.
- Missy Cooper: Fine.
- Georgie Cooper: And I know you ain't hitting nobody.
- Sheldon Cooper: You are correct, sir.
- Mary Cooper: Why aren't you at school?
- Missy Cooper: You told me not to punch anybody else, so I left.