Let's Be Cops (2014)

Jake Johnson: Ryan

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Quotes 

• Ryan : I got promoted to sergeant.

  Justin : You promoted yourself?

  Ryan : Yeah, I feel like I deserved it.

• Ryan : We're the law, bitch!

• Ryan : That's what you GET!

• Ryan : Even the cops think we're cops.

• Ryan : [reading a text message thread to try to calm a situation between two fighting women, as DeAndre]  "What are you doing?"

  Justin : [reluctantly sighs, as JaQuandae]  "Eating soup, trying to lose some weight and stuff."

  Ryan : "Girl, you ain't gotta lose shit, 'cause you fine as wine."

  Justin : "Look, DeAndrae don't be texting me again, okay?"

  Ryan : [to the women]  You see?

  Justin : "Unless you wanna get them nuts up in my guts."

  [the fight ensues and escalates]