S1.E1 ∙ Premature Button PushFri, Apr 8, 2011Attempting to enter an elevator prior to the departure of the full elevator you've just denied.Rate
S1.E2 ∙ Fake BusyWed, Apr 13, 2011The status you portray when you'd rather spoon your eyes out than attend your neighbor's A Cappella concert.Rate
S1.E3 ∙ Wet Crotch ClarificationWed, Apr 20, 2011A desperate explanation detailing the cause of the innocent wet spot on your khaki's.Rate
S1.E4 ∙ Cool Video DesertionSat, Jun 11, 2011The gradual evaporation of a gathered audience when you can't locate the YouTube video you've touted all night.Rate
S1.E5 ∙ Moot Point GoodbyeSun, Jun 12, 2011A series of overkill phone call attempts to wrap up an already completed conversation.Rate
S1.E6 ∙ Stranger Bathroom ChatterMon, Sep 26, 2011The stilted conversation between two parties in adjacent stalls of a public restroom.Rate
S1.E7 ∙ Badly Timed Sexual ClichéMon, Oct 3, 2011A poorly timed sexual catch-phrase that kills the mood of escalating romance.Rate
S1.E8 ∙ Unintended Co-Worker BashingMon, Oct 10, 2011The act of unintentionally bad-mouthing a colleague's beliefs to their face.Rate
S1.E9 ∙ Wii DilemmaMon, Dec 5, 2011The no-win moment when you create a Nintendo Wii character that depicts the person next to you with unflattering perfection.Rate
S1.E10 ∙ Sudden Weeping EncounterMon, Dec 12, 2011The point of no-escape after running into someone you "kind-of" know while they are hysterically crying.Rate
S1.E11 ∙ Unnecessary LieMon, Dec 19, 2011The completely fictional knowledge of a film you pretend to have when a group of friends reference a movie they've all seen but you haven't.Rate
S1.E12 ∙ Voice-Mail Joy RegretMon, Dec 26, 2011The excitement you feel when a highly anticipated caller leaves you a voice-mail, only for you to discover they accidentally called you from their pants.Rate