- Doctor Krieger: [Kreiger's van screeches to a halt outside Archer's apartment] And here we are!
- Malory Archer: I swear, if anyone sees me in this awful van...
- Lana Kane: How could they, with this illegal-ass window tint? Dude, this van is, like, rolling probable cause.
- Malory Archer: So all ashore from the S.S. Date Rape.
- Ray Gillette: Toot toot.
- Katya Kasanova: Where will we go? If ISIS thinks you are double agent, we can't stay here, and if we go back to Russia...
- Sterling Archer: Russia! Look, no offence, but standing in line for beets and toilet paper isn't my idea of a good time.