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7 reviews · Provided by Metacritic.com
- 63RogerEbert.comPeter SobczynskiRogerEbert.comPeter SobczynskiIt is ridiculously lurid trash from start to finish and anyone trying to argue otherwise is as crazy as its central character. However, while its aim may be low throughout, it at least comes close to consistently hitting its targets.
- 50The Hollywood ReporterFrank ScheckThe Hollywood ReporterFrank ScheckVoyeurs, at least, will relish the opportunity to ogle, in 3D no less, the frequently unclothed star as well as the equally gorgeous Bowden, who spends much of the proceedings clad only in sexy underwear.
- 40The DissolveScott TobiasThe DissolveScott TobiasCo-writer/director Douglas Aarniokoski has a nasty little neo-noir thriller tucked into Nurse 3D, but he buries it in his all-chocolate-all-the-time conceptual sloppiness.
- 30The New York TimesNeil GenzlingerThe New York TimesNeil GenzlingerNurse 3D isn’t nearly as fun as a movie about a homicidal, sex-obsessed, clothing-averse health care provider ought to be.
- 30Village VoiceChuck WilsonVillage VoiceChuck WilsonIf the onscreen serial killer isn't having fun, how can we?
- 20Los Angeles TimesRobert AbeleLos Angeles TimesRobert AbeleCo-writer and director David Aarniokoski's clunky, crude blotch of prurience and bloodletting is too self-satisfied with its wink-wink naughtiness to be either fun-dumb or scary-sexy.
- 12Slant MagazineEd GonzalezSlant MagazineEd GonzalezRather than capture truly pained souls tangled in exuberant horror tropes, the filmmakers settle for retrograde anguish and warmed-over artistry.