- Colin Mochrie: [in "Hollywood Director"] That was SO beyond crap, it would take a spaceship fifteen years to get to a planet close enough to look through a telescope at the crap it was!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of Norway] Hey, Sol- Col.
- [chuckles]
- Ryan Stiles: Sorry. I called you by your Jewish name. I'm sorry.
- Colin Mochrie: That's all right. Shalom. L'chaim! Go on.