- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [after coming home to Angela testing out old paint on her apartment wall] This reminds me of the time that I asked for a bunk bed and you surprised me with a pink canopy.
- Angela Rizzoli: I thought you loved that bed!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I asked for a bunk bed because I wanted to build a fort, Ma, and I didn't wanna hurt your feelings. Ugh. I wish you knew I hate pink!
- Angela Rizzoli: [referring to a paint sample on Jane's wall] It's begonia!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Then I hate begonia, too.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [at a spa with Maura] I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
- Dr. Maura Isles: It's good for you.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Taking a dirt bath seems sort of, I don't know, unhealthy.
- Dr. Maura Isles: It's clay, not dirt. Seventy-five percent American colloid, HPM twenty, and twenty-five percent western bentonite. From Utah.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Ohh, it's from Utah. Well. Why didn't you say so. Spending eighty bucks to be submerged in Utah dirt is still a waste of money.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I'm female.
- Detective Barry Frost: Yes. Yes you are.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What's the fastest way to push this guy's buttons?
- Detective Barry Frost: Let's mix it up. You be good cop. I'll be black cop.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [snorts] Bold choice.
- Detective Barry Frost: Yeah. Maybe Tracy can't get pregnant with Hank.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, and decides to do in vitro with donor eggs and sperm.
- Dr. Maura Isles: No no, she had quite robust reproductive organs.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [to Frost] Do you find that sexy in a woman? Robust reproductive organs?
- Detective Barry Frost: First thing I look for.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I know Guardian Chogokin is in your drawer. It's going for five hundred dollars on Ebay. You ripped off my mother.
- Detective Barry Frost: He doesn't even have the sword, man. Okay, okay, you know what, if it gets you to shut it, I'll give your mom the three eighty.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: He wasn't for sale!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Can you fight over the doll after we've solved this murder?
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Action figure.
- [last lines]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [back at the spa with Maura, who is playfully flicking clay] You stop. Stop it, or they're going to charge us for the robes again.