My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Party of One (2011)

Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash

Quotes 

• Applejack : Huh? Oh, hi, Pinkie Pie! What brings you 'round these parts?

  Pinkie Pie : Who's ready to shake their hoof-thang? It's an invitation to "Gummy's After-Birthday" party this afternoon. There's gonna be dancing, and games, and cake, and ice-cream, and punch!

  Applejack : This afternoon? A-as in, this afternoon this afternoon?

  Pinkie Pie : That's funny. That's just what Twilight said, and the answer is, "Yes! It's this afternoon!"

  Applejack : Uh, well, ah... ah... uh... ah don't think I can make it 'cause... uh... ah have to... uh... uh, you know what? Ah... uh... pick apples! Yup, apples! 'Cause that's what we do! With the... apples we... uh... pick 'em!

  [giggles and gulps] 

  Pinkie Pie : Okey dokey lokey! A party is still a party, even if there are only three guests.

• Rainbow Dash : This afternoon?

  Fluttershy : As in...

  Pinkie Pie : Yes! as in "*This afternoon*" this afternoon!

  Pinkie Pie : [Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were coming up with excuses - not to come to the party - related to a bear named Harry]  He's vacationing at the beach?

  Rainbow Dash : Yeah. He loves to...

  Fluttershy : Collect seashells

  Rainbow Dash : [overlapping]  Play beach volleyball!

  Fluttershy : Play beach volleyball

  Rainbow Dash : [overlapping]  Collect sea shells!

  Fluttershy : Collect volleyball.

  Rainbow Dash : [overlapping]  Play sea shells!

  [awkward pause] 

  Rainbow Dash : Gotta go!

• Pinkie Pie : I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!

  Applejack : Oh! Howdy, pardn'r!

  Pinkie Pie : Mind if I... take a look inside the *barn*?

  Applejack : No! Uh, I mean, yes, I mean... you can't come in here!

  Pinkie Pie : Rainbow Dash just went in there.

  Applejack : Oh, well, she was just bringin' in some... *supplies*! Yup, supplies for the... *renovation*! Fixin' up the whole thing, top to bottom... uh, lots of construction goin' on in there right now!

  [yells back to the others inside] 

  Rainbow Dash : [from inside, whispering]  You heard her! "Construction!"

  Rainbow Dash , Twilight Sparkle , Rarity , Fluttershy : [mimicking random noises for various construction tools] 

  Applejack : Yup! Construction! That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.

  [nervous giggle] 

• Rainbow Dash : Hey there, Pinkie Pie! Sorry I was in such a rush earlier. Had some place to be and couldn't slow down and say, "Hello." You know how it goes.

  Pinkie Pie : [angrily, half to herself]  I know how it goes, all right!

  Rainbow Dash : Yeah... so, why don't you come with me over to Sweet Apple Acres?

  Pinkie Pie : No thanks. I'm spending time with my *real* friends. Isn't that right, Madame LeFlour?

  [as Madame LeFlour] 

  Pinkie Pie : Oui! Zat iz correct, madame.

  Rainbow Dash : Uh... Pinkie Pie?

  Pinkie Pie : Another slice of cake, Sir Lintsalot?

  [as Sir Lintsalot] 

  Pinkie Pie : I'd love one.

  Rainbow Dash : Aaallrighty. What do you say we get out of Creepytown and head over to Applejack's...?

  Pinkie Pie : [as Mr. Turnip]  She's not going anywhere.

  [as herself] 

  Pinkie Pie : I most certainly am not! I'm having a wonderful time right here.

  Rainbow Dash : You should really just come with me.

  Pinkie Pie : [as Rocky]  You heard da lady! She ain't goin' nowheres, chump!

  Rainbow Dash : [gets up in Rocky's "face"]  Who you calling a chump, chump?

  [Rocky's three stones fall over] 

  Rainbow Dash : Ugh... That's it. Party's over. Come on, Pinkie Pie!

  Pinkie Pie : No!

• Applejack : Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugarcube?

  Pinkie Pie : Why? Why? *WHY?* Because you've been lying to me and avoiding me all day! That's *why*!

  Rainbow Dash : Uh, yeah! Because we wanted your party to be a *surprise*.

  Twilight Sparkle : If this is a "farewell party", why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say "Happy Birthday, Pinkie Pie"?

  Pinkie Pie : [after thinking about it for a few seconds, her hair poofs back to happy mode]  ... Because it's my BIRTHDAY! Oh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?

• Rainbow Dash : Come on, Pinkie Pie.

  Pinkie Pie : No!

  Rainbow Dash : Pinkie Pie, let's go!

  Pinkie Pie : I said NO!

  Rainbow Dash : [a squeak followed by a creaking sound is heard as Rainbow Dash suddenly starts pushing against her hindquarters with her head as she pushes back]  You... have to... come with... ME!

  Pinkie Pie : No... I... DON'T!

  Rainbow Dash : [Her head slips below Pinkie Pie's hindquarters, immediately followed by her rapidly sitting straight on her head, pinning her head to the floor, she briefly struggles and pulls her head out from under her and tumbles back, knocking over the stool with "Sir Lints-a-lot" on it, and into the stool with "Mr. Turnip" on it with a piece of cake falling on her head]  Oh, you wanna do this the hard way? We'll do it the hard way!

• Pinkie Pie : And you like me so much you decided to throw me a surprise party!

  Rarity : That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling.

  Pinkie Pie : You girls are the best friends ever!

  [Looking a little ashamed] 

  Pinkie Pie : How could I have ever doubted you?

  Twilight Sparkle : It's okay, Pinkie Pie. It could have happened to any of us.

  Rainbow Dash : Uh-huh! It sure would.

  Fluttershy : Don't worry about it.

  Rainbow Dash : I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips.

  Twilight Sparkle : Huh?

  [Makes a confused look at Pinkie Pie, who nervously smiles] 

  Rainbow Dash : You don't wanna know.

  Applejack : All right, girls! Enough of this gab. Let's party!