- Superman: [has just rescued Big Barda from Sleez] You have me at a disadvantage, miss. I don't think I know you, unless you're Wonder Woman under all that glop.
- Linkara: Excuse me?
- Superman: Unless you're Wonder Woman under all that glop.
- Linkara: Up yours, you sanctimonious prick! The woman has held hostage for two days, doing God knows what, and the first thing you say to her is about her heavy make-up; which sounds like a veiled insult to her looking like a prostitute? Seriously, go to hell!
- Sleez: [having arrived on Earth] I stayed waiting through the long march of years... waiting for the wheel of fortune to turn my way again...
- Linkara: [as Sleez] Someday, I *will* buy a vowel!