- Anders Johnson: What do you think they actually put in the casket?
- Axl Johnson: Jesus, Anders!
- Anders Johnson: Seriously. She's already been cremated, why have a casket?
- Olaf Johnson: Back in the day, the Viking berserkers would trip on mushrooms before going into battle.
- Axl Johnson: Are we going into battle?
- Olaf Johnson: Ohh, it has that feel to it.
- Axl Johnson: You trippin' on mushrooms, Granddad?
- Olaf Johnson: Hard to say these days.
- Axl Johnson: We have to get out of here.
- Anders Johnson: Why?
- Axl Johnson: Before she tries to kill me again.
- Anders Johnson: We're not doing that.
- Axl Johnson: Why not?
- Anders Johnson: Because it wouldn't be very godlike.
- Michele Brock: Bragi, god of talking crap.
- Anders Johnson: Sjofn, goddess who goes both ways
- Michele Brock: Currently the goddess who isn't going anywhere.
- Anders Johnson: Are we meant to be scared off because a minor goddess thrusts her tits in our direction?
- Ty Johnson: How many women friends do you have?
- Mike Johnson: Dunno.
- Ty Johnson: Guess - and Valerie doesn't count.
- Mike Johnson: Four or five.
- Ty Johnson: And how many of those are actually Valerie's friends who you happen to get on with?
- Mike Johnson: What's your point, Ty?
- Ty Johnson: I have nineteen.
- Mike Johnson: Good for you.
- Ty Johnson: And they're not just women I regard as a friend. They're actual friends who call me and... we have coffee and I give them advice and we talk. We talk Mike.
- Mike Johnson: Yeah, well, maybe you're one of those guys that gets on really well with women.
- Ty Johnson: Do you know how many of these women I've either slept with or tried to sleep with?
- Mike Johnson: I'm guessing nineteen.
- Ty Johnson: And they're all still friends with me, because I'm such a "great" guy.
- Mike Johnson: Look, Ty, I get that you're not happy with your lot, I truly do...
- Ty Johnson: No, I don't think you truly don't, Mike. What happens to me if Axl finds Frigg and, lo and behold, we attain our glorious powers?
- Mike Johnson: Don't go there.
- Ty Johnson: Behold, Hod, god of all things cold and dark. Well, THERE'S a turn-on for the ladies.
- Mike Johnson: Hey, hey, I'm a winter good, too.
- Ty Johnson: Of skiing - the cool bit of winter!
- Mike Johnson: Try not to think about this shit and live in the here and now.
- Ty Johnson: Yeah, well, in the here and in the now - I don't want TWENTY women friends. It's way too many for any self-respecting guy.
- Derrick Hansen: More goat kababs, my lord Odin?
- Axl Johnson: Naw, I'm good. Thanks, Derrick.
- Derrick Hansen: Nonsense. Eat. And call me Thor.
- Michele Brock: Should you be talking like this with them around?
- Derrick Hansen: What, mortals? Who cares about them? They know not to disturb Thor when he's at his high table.
- Michele Brock: His high PICNIC table.
- Derrick Hansen: It's a bloody table, isn't it?
- Anders Johnson: [referring to Frigg] No one ever said that when you found her she'd be drop-dead gorgeous.
- Axl Johnson: YOU did!
- Anders Johnson: When?
- Axl Johnson: All the times you had me chasing every bloody hot blonde chick down the Viaduct.
- Anders Johnson: Well, now, here she is, a nice... plain Kiwi chick.
- Olaf Johnson: Goddesses come in all forms, Axl. Find the beauty within.
- Anders Johnson: Who knows? Maybe she's a firecracker in the sack.
- Ty Johnson: Have I gone beyond being the friend to being the... you know... ?
- Mike Johnson: Gay friend?
- Ty Johnson: Yes. Oh, but how do you broach that question with a woman?
- Mike Johnson: Don't know. Come straight out with it, I sup... I'm sorry.
- Derrick Hansen: I've given you my permission. You can do what you want to the girl, as long as it gets us our powers back.
- Axl Johnson: I don't think it works like that.
- Derrick Hansen: The way I see it, this is a race of men and a race of gods, and we must ascend.
- Axl Johnson: [nervously] And I'm sure that'll happen. And... me and Delph have made a connection, which I'm sure over time will grow. You just can't expect it all to happen overnight.
- Derrick Hansen: If you were a true god, it would happen on the table in front of my eyes.
- Axl Johnson: Okay, that's not really good parenting, Derrick.
- Ty Johnson: Why did you tell her I was gay?
- Anders Johnson: Who?
- Ty Johnson: You know who.
- Anders Johnson: I tell everyone you're gay.