The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)
Goddesses, Axl, Come in All Forms (2011)
Timothy Balme: Mike Johnson
Quotes
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Ty Johnson : How many women friends do you have?
Mike Johnson : Dunno.
Ty Johnson : Guess - and Valerie doesn't count.
Mike Johnson : Four or five.
Ty Johnson : And how many of those are actually Valerie's friends who you happen to get on with?
Mike Johnson : What's your point, Ty?
Ty Johnson : I have nineteen.
Mike Johnson : Good for you.
Ty Johnson : And they're not just women I regard as a friend. They're actual friends who call me and... we have coffee and I give them advice and we talk. We talk Mike.
Mike Johnson : Yeah, well, maybe you're one of those guys that gets on really well with women.
Ty Johnson : Do you know how many of these women I've either slept with or tried to sleep with?
Mike Johnson : I'm guessing nineteen.
Ty Johnson : And they're all still friends with me, because I'm such a "great" guy.
Mike Johnson : Look, Ty, I get that you're not happy with your lot, I truly do...
Ty Johnson : No, I don't think you truly don't, Mike. What happens to me if Axl finds Frigg and, lo and behold, we attain our glorious powers?
Mike Johnson : Don't go there.
Ty Johnson : Behold, Hod, god of all things cold and dark. Well, THERE'S a turn-on for the ladies.
Mike Johnson : Hey, hey, I'm a winter good, too.
Ty Johnson : Of skiing - the cool bit of winter!
Mike Johnson : Try not to think about this shit and live in the here and now.
Ty Johnson : Yeah, well, in the here and in the now - I don't want TWENTY women friends. It's way too many for any self-respecting guy.
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Ty Johnson : Have I gone beyond being the friend to being the... you know... ?
Mike Johnson : Gay friend?
Ty Johnson : Yes. Oh, but how do you broach that question with a woman?
Mike Johnson : Don't know. Come straight out with it, I sup... I'm sorry.