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Sex & Nudity
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- Zuri's imaginary bully did something to her stuffed Baboon. She says now he'll never have children.
- Luke tries to pinch Jessie's bottom but she grabs his hand
- In the last episode of season 1 there is a lot of pregnancy humor between Ravi, Luke, and Jessie. It's played for laughs
- Ravi baits Luke and tells him that there is a bikini shoot in the park. Luke runs outside and looks through the telescope. He realizes that there is no one there except Bertram shirtless
- Jessie "purple nurples" a gorilla. It's later implied that she is a girl.
- Luke tells a girl she is hot at a dance when he doesn't know what to say.
- Bertram and the kids constantly complain about stories of Jessie's love life.
- Ravi rips Luke's girls and cars poster and Luke says he only left her... face. This break between the sentence implies that he wanted it to be her breasts. He later on says he wishes he had the best part of the poster.
- Mrs. Chesterfield forcibly kisses Bertram on their "date" in "Romancing The Crone"
- Luke wants to move to Brooklyn because of Jessie's outfit for an audition for "Brooklyn Vice." He wants to move so he can see how the girls dress.
- Mrs. Chesterfield strips into a bathing suit for her hot tub and tells Bertram that it's time to play "Rub a Dub Rhoda" (her first name)
- Zuri says that Mrs. Chesterfield wants "Bertram a La Mode" for dessert
- Mrs. Chesterfield refers to Bertram as sweet cheeks. Jessie questions it. She also questions the band conductor, when he says he plays the cheeks. He means his face but in both scenes Jessie thinks it means buttocks.
- Vincent asks Jessie if she wants to pat him down. He then says "It could be the highlight of your week"
- In the episode "Tempest In A Teacup, Zuri constantly makes sure Tony doesn't touch Jessie inappropriately. Quotes include "No wandering fingers," "Keep your hands to yourself," "Keep those hands north of the equator," and "Not that far up north." When Jessie is helping Tony she accidentally tickles him. Tony acknowledges it. Jessie says "Don't tell Zuri we're doing this."
- In "Bye Bye Bertie" there are multiple innuendos including Jessie walking in on Bertram on top of Rhoda Chesterfield.
- Luke is excited because his girlfriend wanted to show him her nebula filter. Ravi explains what she means.
- Luke has a crush on Jessie. In the last episode, during their final goodbye, Jessie kisses Luke on the cheek. May be emotional.
- Ms Chesterfield pinches a waiter's bottom in one episode, and is told to "call her lawyer".
- In the episode "Used Karma", Emma reads on "Leopard Beat" about how a guy crushes on you. She says: If he touches you from shoulder to wrist (on the bicep), you're in the friend zone. Elbow to wrist (forearm), transitional zone. And on the hand (wanting to hold hands), the romance zone. Jessie says "as long as he doesn't touch my end zone!" which is a sexist innuendo which may fly over kids' heads, may result in unwanted questions.
- Jessie states that she will not participate in a film where women are objectified and wear skimpy clothing, and Luke replies "You will hate the sequel"
- One of Zuri's stuffed animals is a cow named Hugh Heffer. Which is an obvious parody of Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy and he is depicted wearing his trademark silk robe.
- A middle-aged woman (who has been married several times but is divorced) makes many sexual advances towards a middle aged man; occasionally she suggestively flirts with other men.
- In the first episode of season 1, New York, New Nanny, when Emma tells Luke to give her back the moon for her school project on the solar system, Luke replies "I'll show you a moon!". Mooning is a prank where people pull their pants down and twerk in someone's face.
- In the episode "Badfellas", Jessie tells an inane story about one of her exes, T-Bob. In the very same scene, Ravi replies that he would be more interested if he didn't have a piano string where "the sun does not shine".
- Multiple references to bras.
- Luke is constantly hitting on his 18 year old nanny (Jessie) that lives with him.
- Zuri says that she wants to reach puberty.
- A woman says that a beauty pageant is sexist and demeaning to women.
- Two minor references when a character is pregnant.
- Kissing scenes between adults.
Violence & Gore
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- Mild fights between Emma and Luke.
- In "A Close Shave", Luke has multiple cuts on his face after trying to shave. He then faints after getting dizzy.
- Jessie is secretly photographed dusting off Zuri's clothes after she falls down at the park and the picture is posted on a blog where Agatha accuses her of spanking her.
- Infrequent slapstick violence.
- Season 1, episode 3: Paintball fight.
- Season 2, episode 10: Jessie hits McD with a briefcase in his privates and he says "You just bruised my business."
- Season 3, episode 23: Ravi and Luke try to injure Brooks with laser guns.
Profanity
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- Mild euphemisms, scatological terms like: darn, heck, dang, gosh, shoot, gah, etc.
- There is absolutely no profanity, however there are constant crude remarks and insults lightheartedly and at times harshly, but always comedically thrown between characters, this is frequent and jokes as these are prominent in every season and every episode.
- Jessie tells Emma to go "kick some asteroid", which is a reference to the "A" word.
- Bertram says "somebody get me a rope", and Emma asks "so you can do rope tricks?" and he replies "yeah, that's why" in a sarcastic manner, implying hanging himself very subtly, children will never notice.
- Luke says that Ravi is a blowhole which is a reference to a**hole.
- Ravi says he "beat the curry out of him" when he thought Santa was an intruder.
- In "The Princess And The Pea Brain", Tony says that Ted is a "piece of....moldy lasagna!". It's implied he was close to saying a foul word.
- The family makes a lot of rude jokes about each other. These effects are mostly played for laughs.
- Few uses of "God" & "Lord"
- Frequent uses of "stupid", "idiot", "jerk", "dork", etc.
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking
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- Partying in some episodes but nothing too bad.
- None.
Frightening & Intense Scenes
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- The last 15 minutes of the last episode is sad and tear jerking. However the final scene of the episode is funny and happy.
- In "GI Jessie", when the kids are caught in the BAT, Jessie has a very emotional outburst at them for disobeying her repeatedly. This implies that her "military-leveled" anger can frighten young children. This scene is very emotional. Though if you were in Jessie's position, you'd feel sorry for her.
- Creepy Connie may cause nightmares in some children. Her tantrums, creepy shrines of Luke, and tone can frighten children.
- In "Kids don't wanna be shunned", Bryn turns Emma's friends against her. This can be mildly emotional.
- Nanny Agatha can be gross and frightening to most audiences.
- The Halloween episodes can frighten children.
- In the Halloween episode "The Whining", Jessie is completely power-mad after a curfew broke. She becomes extremely and grotesquely insane, acting like a demonic ghost. This can scare many audiences and may give nightmares.
- In the episode "The Kid Whisperer", there are multiple arguments between Luke and Jessie. Meanwhile we discover that Bertram is a hoarder. These two morals may be frightening.
- After Luke has shaved, he has multiple cuts (congealed blood), gets dizzy, says "Why are y'all spinning around!?", and then faints. This may be disgusting.
- An angry Mrs Chesterfield can frighten children. You won't like it when she's angry.
- Luke's SCOBY nightmare (Moby and SCOBY) is too frightening for kids. Luke sees too many blobs and one behind Emma's head. She begins to get angry that Luke is scared of the blobs, and shoves one onto Luke, causing him to wake up by Bertram squirting him. This will give children nightmares for days.
- Ravi becomes upset when he finds out his parents were wanting a baby when he was adopted.
Spoilers
Profanity
- In one episode Zuri's bully bullied Zuri and then Zuri says she's not allowed to use that kind of language.
Frightening & Intense Scenes
- Everyone is cuffed and robbed. Jessie pretends to help the robbers, so she can get their stuff back. She threatens him with a spider.
- In the Halloween episode "Ghost Bummers", Gargoyles spit out goop. Mrs Kipling and Zeus drink the goop, and their eyes turn red and piercing, frightening siren sounds are heard. Emma and Luke look them in the eyes, and they turn into demons. The release a ghost by the name of Zorag. This episode can cause nightmares in children for days. Adult supervision is recommended.
