Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

Jeff Garlin: Mr. Britt

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• Mr. Britt : You're sad. I don't know how to describe it. It's like there's a cloud following you. You're antisocial, and you're a virgin.

  Darius : What?

  Mr. Britt : I don't ever see you with any guys. I don't remember the last time you brought a guy home.

  Darius : Yeah, well, how do you know I'm not on Craigslist, having casual encounters? Or when I was away at the dorms? You weren't there.

  Mr. Britt : I've talked to Amy.

  Darius : Why are you talking to my college roommate?

  Mr. Britt : We're Facebook friends.

  Darius : Oh, my God. How do I eject?