- [about Tori]
- Freddie Benson: Quite some girl.
- [Carly grabs an orange as a warning]
- Freddie Benson: Who is hideous.
- Andre Harris: Yes, he's famous.
- Andre Harris, Kenan Thompson: Where'd the panda go?
- Tori Vega: We don't know.
- Mr. Sikowitz: So, I really scared you?
- Tori Vega: Yes, I peed.
- Mr. Sikowitz: Bravo. Beck?
- Beck Oliver: Sorry.
- Jade West: He's unscarable.
- Steven Carson: Wait, this is live on iCarly?
- Carly Shay: Yeah, but don't worry.
- Sam Puckett: Only a million people are watching.
- Carly Shay: Yeah, so it's not like your whole life is over. Oh, wait.
- Carly Shay, Kenan Thompson, Tori Vega: It kinda is.
- [Sam challenges Rex to a rap battle]
- Sam Puckett: Mama's gonna take a puppet down.
- Robbie Shapiro: He doesn't like to be called a puppet.
- Rex: No, no, it's cool. But let's see if you can beat this puppet, Puckett.
- [Rex and Sam complete their rap battle]
- Rex: I'm somewhat offended, but I admit, Mama's got rhyme.
- [Robbie and Rex bow]
- [while Rex and Sam are in a rap battle]
- Rex: Face it, Sam, you're the opening act and I'm the main event.