Django Unchained (2012)

Christopher Berry: Willard

Quotes 

• Big Daddy : [instructing raiding party]  Now unless they start shooting first, nobody shoot 'em. That's way too simple for these jokers. We're gonna whoop that nigger lover to death! And I am personally gonna strip and clip that gaboon myself!

  [puts on bag] 

  Big Daddy : Damn! I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing.

  Unnamed Baghead : We ready or what?

  Big Daddy : Naw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye holes.

  [rips bag] 

  Big Daddy : Oh. Oh, shit.

  [takes off bag] 

  Big Daddy : Ah, I just made it worse.

  Unnamed Baghead : Who made this goddamn shit?

  Other Unnamed Baghead : Willard's wife.

  Willard : Well, make your own goddamn mask!

  Big Daddy : Look. Nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did.

  Unnamed Baghead : Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!

  Other Unnamed Baghead : What about you, Robert? Can you see?

  Robert : Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I - I'm ridin' blind.

  Bag Head #2 : [rips bag]  Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?

  Unnamed Baghead : No! Nobody brought an extra bag!

• Unnamed Baghead : [raiding party is discussing their bags]  Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?

  Big Daddy : Oh, well shitfire! If you don't wear 'em as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!

  Unnamed Baghead : Well, I can't see in this fuckin' thing!

  [takes bag off] 

  Unnamed Baghead : I can't breathe in this fuckin' thing, and I can't ride in this fuckin' thing!

  Willard : Well fuck all y'all! I'm going home! You know, I watched my wife work all day gettin' thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches! And all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!

  Big Daddy : Now look. Let's not forget why we're here. We gotta kill a nigger over that hill there! And we gotta make a lesson out of him!

  Bag Head #2 : Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?

  Robert : I think... we all think the bag was a nice idea. But - not pointin' any fingers - they coulda been done better. So, how 'bout, no bags this time - but next time, we do the bags right, and then we go full regalia.

  [all agree] 

  Big Daddy : Wait a minute! I didn't say 'no bags'!

  Bag Head #2 : But nobody can see.

  Big Daddy : So?

  Bag Head #2 : So, it'd be nice to see.

  Big Daddy : Goddammit! This is a raid! I can't see! You can't see! So what? All that matters is can the fuckin' horse see? That's a raid!

• Bag Head #2 : Anybody bring any extra bags?

  Unnamed Baghead : No! Nobody brought an extra bag!

  Bag Head #2 : I'm just askin'!

  Unnamed Baghead : Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?

  Big Daddy : Well... shitfire! If you don't wear it as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!

  Unnamed Baghead : Well I can't see in this fuckin' thing! I can't breath in this fuckin' thing! And I can't ride in this fuckin' thing!

  Willard : Well fuck all y'all, I'm goin' home! You know I watched my wife work all day getting 30 bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nuthin!

  [rides away] 

  Big Daddy : Now, look! Let's not forget why we're here. We got to kill a nigger over that hill there. And we gotta make a lesson out of him.

  Bag Head #2 : Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?

  Unnamed Baghead : I think... we all think... the bag was a nice idea.

  [mumbled agreement among others] 

  Unnamed Baghead : . But... I'm not pointin' any fingers... they coulda been done better. So, how 'bout... no bags this time. But next time, we do the bags right and then we go full regalia.

  Big Daddy : Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags.

  Bag Head #2 : But nobody can see.

  Big Daddy : So?

  Bag Head #2 : So it'd be nice to see.

  Big Daddy : God dammit! This is a raid! I can't see, you can't see. So what? All that matters is can the fucking horse see? That's a raid!