- Eli: Fuck. So, alright, what do we do now?
- Penny: You know, Eli, the guy in there he tells me, and I know this is gonna sound crazy...
- Eli: Yeah?
- Penny: ...that if I get high, then produce dirty urine, I'm admitted. Hey, this is crazy, right?
- Eli: Yes, this is pretty crazy. Alright. So let's do it then. C'mon! Let's get you some crack or something. C'mon!
- Penny: Eli, I can't have you being a part of this. No.
- Eli: Mom, I'm already a part of this. I'm being part of this for my whole life. Ok, so you know what? I'll pay for it, it will be my treat. C'mon. C'mon.
- Penny: And I don't do crack. You would be a fool if you would do crack.