- Sheriff Stilinski: I'm very happy for you. And I'm really proud of you.
- Stiles: Thanks. Me too, I'm happy and proud of myself.
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Now, this is what I like to see! Rivals turned allies! You know there's no "me" in "team," right, boys?
- Scott McCall: Yes, there is, Coach.
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Okay, smartass, how 'bout this? "No "A" in Econ if no win on field?" Good? Huh? Perfect. Good.
- Lydia Martin: Jackson! This little text-not funny!
- Jackson: No, I wasn't trying to be funny. I would have put a "ha ha" at the end of it. And, see, there's no "ha ha."
- Scott McCall: Your mind's blank? You can't think of anything to say?
- Stiles: Not under this kind of pressure.
- Derek Hale: [to Stiles] By the way, one more thing.
- Stiles Stilinski: Yeah?
- [Derek slams Stiles' head onto the steering wheel]
- Stiles Stilinski: Oh, God! What the hell was... .
- Derek Hale: You know what that was for!
- Stiles Stilinski: Scott, I don't think you're grasping the concept of a car chase here...
- Scott McCall: If I go faster, I'll kill us!
- Stiles Stilinski: Well, if you don't go faster, they're gonna kill us!
- Peter Hale: You must be Stiles.
- Jennifer: What are you doing here? Visiting hours are over.
- Stiles Stilinski: [gasping] You... and him... You're-you're the one who... .Oh, my... . and he's... oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
- Scott McCall: [to Derek] What part of "laying low" don't you understand?
- Derek Hale: Damn it, I had him!
- Stiles Stilinski: Who? The Alpha?
- Derek Hale: Yes! He was right in front of me and the friggin' police showed up.
- Stiles Stilinski: Whoa, hey. They're just doing their jobs...
- Derek Hale: Yeah, thanks to someone who decided to make me the most wanted fugitive in the entire state!
- Scott McCall: Can we seriously get past that? I made a dumbass mistake. I get it.
- Stiles Stilinski: [sighing] All right. How did you find him?
- Scott McCall: Can you try to trust us for at least half a second?
- Stiles Stilinski: Yeah, both of us!
- [Derek glares at him]
- Stiles Stilinski: Or just him. I'll be back here.
- Derek Hale: [as he looks for a clean shirt to wear] Uh, Stiles...?
- Stiles Stilinski: Yes?
- Derek Hale: [while holding a shirt] This no fit!
- Stiles Stilinski: Then try something else on.
- Scott McCall: This is gonna be impossible, you know...
- Stiles Stilinski: Why don't you just ask her if you can borrow it?
- Scott McCall: How?
- Stiles Stilinski: It's easy! You just say, "Hey, Allison, can I borrow your necklace to see if there's anything on it or in it that can lead me to an Alpha Werewolf that I need to kill in order to get back together with you?"
- Derek Hale: [to Stiles] If you say one word...
- Stiles Stilinski: Oh, what? You mean, like, "Hey, Dad, Derek Hale's in my room. Bring your gun"? Yeah, that's right. If I'm harboring your fugitive ass, it's my house, my rules, buddy.
- Chris Argent: He's on foot. Just ran into the Iron Works.
- Kate Argent: Wait, wait. Did you say "on foot?"
- Chris Argent: Yeah... Into the Iron Works.
- Kate Argent: Running?
- Chris Argent: Yes, running!
- Kate Argent: If he's on foot, then who the hell is driving his car?