- Coach Bobby Finstock: So, Stiles: great kid, zero ability to focus, super-smart, never takes advantage of his talents...
- Sheriff Stilinski: What do you mean?
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Well for his final question on his midterm exam, he detailed the entire history of the male circumcision.
- Sheriff Stilinski: Well, I mean, it does have historical significance, right? I mean...
- Coach Bobby Finstock: I teach Economics.
- Sheriff Stilinski: Ah, crap.
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Stiles, that's right. I thought "Stiles" was his last name.
- Sheriff Stilinski: His last name is "Stilinski."
- Coach Bobby Finstock: You named your kid "Stiles Stilinski"?
- Sheriff Stilinski: No, that's just what he likes to be called.
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Oh. Well, I like to be called "cupcake" - What is his first name?
- [the Sheriff writes it down]
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Wow, that's a form of child abuse. I don't - I don't even know how to pronounce that.
- Sheriff Stilinski: I'm carrying a lethal weapon: if I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.
- Stiles: If you think getting rid of contractions in all your sentences makes your argument any more legitimate, you ARE wrong.
- Jackson: Hoosiers is not only the best basketball movie ever. It is the best sports movie ever made.
- Lydia Martin: No.
- Jackson: It's got Gene Hackman and Dennis Hopper.
- Lydia Martin: No.
- Jackson: Lydia, I swear to God you're gonna like it.
- Lydia Martin: No.
- Jackson: I am not watching The Notebook again.
- Jackson: [Enters the video store] Can somebody help me find The Notebook?
- Scott McCall: You know, I have a life too.
- Derek Hale: No, you don't.
- Scott McCall: Yes, I do! I don't care what you say about him making me his pet or...
- Derek Hale: Part of his pack.
- Scott McCall: Whatever. I have homework to do. I have to go to a parent/teacher conference tomorrow because I'm failing chemistry.
- Derek Hale: You wanna do homework? Or do you wanna not die? You have less than a week until the full moon. You don't kill with him, he kills you.
- Scott McCall: Okay, seriously, who made up these rules?
- Stiles: Do you have any idea what's going on? Lydia's totally MIA, Jackson looks like he's got a time bomb inserted into his face, another random guy's dead, and you have to do something about it!
- Scott McCall: Like what?
- Stiles: Like what?
- Stiles: [Calling Scott] Hey, it's me again. Look, I found something, and I don't know what to do, okay? So if you could turn your phone on right now, that'd be great. Or else I'll kill you. Do you understand me? I'm gonna kill you. And I'm too upset to come up with a witty description about how exactly I'm gonna kill you, but I'm just gonna do it, okay? I'm gonna-ugh! Goodbye. God.
- Scott McCall: [Talking about the rogue alpha] Uh, I get that he's killing people, but I don't get why. I mean, this isn't standard practice, right? We don't go out in the middle of the night murdering everyone, do we?
- Derek Hale: No. We're predators. We don't have to be killers.