- Stiles: [after Derek throws up black blood] Holy, God! What the hell is that?
- Derek Hale: It's my body. It's trying to heal itself.
- Stiles: Well, it's not doing a very good job of it.
- Stiles: What happens if Scott doesn't find your magic bullet? Huh? Are you dying?
- Derek Hale: Not yet. I have a last resort.
- Stiles: What are you talking about, what last resort?
- [sees Derek's wound]
- Stiles: Oh my god, what is that? Is that contagious? You know what, you should probably just get out.
- Derek Hale: Start the car. Now.
- Stiles: Ok I don't think you should be barking orders, ok? You know, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead.
- Derek Hale: Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth.
- Stiles: [about Derek] And by the way, he's starting to smell.
- Scott McCall: Like, like what?
- Stiles: Like *death*.
- Stiles: Ugh. Look- I don't know if I can do this.
- Derek Hale: Why not?
- Stiles: Well, because of the cutting through the flesh, the sawing of the bone, and especially the blood!
- Derek Hale: You faint at the sight of blood?
- Stiles: No, but I might at the sight of a chopped-off arm!
- Derek Hale: If the infection reaches my heart, it'll kill me.
- Stiles: Positivity just isn't in your vocabulary, is it?
- Kate Argent: Oh come on Chris. Really? They were making out in the garage, no shooting amateur porn.
- Allison Argent: When I first moved here, I had a plan - no boyfriends till college. I just move too much. But - Then I met him, and - He was different. I - I don't know. Can't explain it.
- Lydia Martin: I can. It's your brain flooding with phenylethylamine.
- Allison Argent: What?
- Argent: Get in.
- Kate Argent: Not even a 'Hello, nice to see you'?
- Argent: All I've got is 'Please put the assault rifle away before someone notices.'
- Kate Argent: That's the brother I love.
- Allison Argent: I'm so incredibly sorry.
- Scott McCall: For what?
- Allison Argent: For that being the worst, most horribly awkward dinner ever in the history of horribly awkward dinners.
- Scott McCall: No. Uh, it wasn't the worst. There was this one dinner where my parents told me they were getting a divorce. This comes in at a close second.
- Scott McCall: How am I supposed to find one bullet? They have a million. This house is like the frickin' Wal-Mart of guns!
- Derek Hale: Look, if you don't find it, then I'm dead, all right?
- Scott McCall: I'm starting to think that wouldn't be such a bad thing.