Tanked (2011–2018) User Reviews

Amazing tanks, bad acting

[ke-64619 · 8/10 · 30 November 2022]

I don't really care about the acting because the outcome is pretty amazing! I grew up with tanks and I love the process which is what you are able to do. Then at the end you see the final product!!

I also like seeing who wants the tanks and how much involved they are 😄. The information about the fish is great to learn, especially when they go to the fish shop. Learning where they are from and if they are school or must be single fish. Additionally I love the fish facts!! Usually either my husband or I get it right. He can't stand the acting but still watches it too, just like me. If you love fish this show is for you.

Great show!

[bsblubblub · 10/10 · 1 July 2013]

Tanked is a great show. It's about two aquarium builders named Brett and Wayde and their adventures, struggles, and humor while building. They also like to have fun, such as pranks, jokes, and amusements. The tanks they build and they fish they show are beautiful and amazing. Although the comedy and pranks are sometimes obviously acted or scripted, it's still an amazing show. Sometimes the guys get through some HUGE trouble through building that it seems like they can't fix it (but of course they do. Each customer they have is always surprised, and so am I. I just hope each show keeps up with it's wonderful ideas (except the obvious acting) and it's wonderful tanks. I wish I had their job...

This show should be good

[h2ocello · 2/10 · 28 August 2021]

Contrived and fake. It's embarrassing how obviously staged many of the 'crazy' situations the guys find themselves in are. A toddler might believe the plotlines, but that's it. Adding to that, every 30 seconds you hear a new circus / carnival / looney tunes-type ditty playing in the background to 'match' the show's goofy feel. I picture a guy tapping random buttons on a synthesizer. It's maddening.

Most importantly, if this company truly loved fish, the show wouldn't be like this. The insanely fast aquarium setups are undoubtedly killing most if not all of the fish they show.

Awesome Tanks

[ajschuettpel · 10/10 · 27 December 2019]

They build amazing fish tanks. I wish the show was still on the air because I love the show. I tune into the show for the fish tanks and laughs.

The don't know much

[dylanboss-72480 · 1/10 · 31 March 2022]

I was watching a episode where they made photo both aquirm. And they put a axolotl in the fresh water tank with no hidding spots on grave and the worst with other fish. If you know anything about axolotls you would know this is a big no👎

This show needs to be Tanked. Spoiler Alert.

[waid2525 · 1/10 · 28 April 2014]

(This contains a Spoiler regarding the current state of certain tanks built for the show and where they are now) This is a typical reality show where real people are expected to create a false reality to make for good viewing and ratings. The reality of this show is far from how it appears in this series. Please do not go out and buy a tank after watching this show, they skip steps and fail to talk about proper procedure, care, maintenance and the whole nine yards. Granted talking about proper Ph, calcium reactors, waiting for water to cycle and time consuming fish acclimation wouldn't make for great viewing but the truth is, it is necessary and not depicted properly here. They always seem to use the same materials, acrylic panels and sealant but always then have drama about not being able to build a tank or not knowing if it will work? Obviously they are creating drama for the camera. They do some very dangerous things and give a false sense of how to start a tank. They have been filmed using tap water from a casino bathroom to fill a tank and ice machine ice to cool it down, water is not properly cycled or tested, fish are rapidly stocked and not acclimated which has lead to off camera die offs. They do not discuss proper mixtures or equipment, they go for bling and wow factor and mix incompatible species and display unsustainable tanks. I am not making this up. There was an off camera incident after they improperly stocked a tank at a restaurant on Coney Island that lead to one Shark becoming disoriented and killing itself, another Shark became aggressive and killed 3 Lookdown fish a very expansive and avoidable disaster. You can look that up online. The Gumball Tank built for Caesars in the first season which included a custom cooling device failed, over heated and the fish died, the tank was removed and is no longer there. The Houdini tank also now only supports gold fish. The Jukebox and Phone booth tanks both failed and were sold online. My point being that the tanks displayed for this show are not a good example and they provide a complete lack of information or demonstration of responsible tank stocking and care. Thumbs down.

Morons

[Cooper3881 · 1/10 · 10 April 2021]

Brett and Wayde are morons; but on occasion thier staff create cool looking impractical aquairums. Fake reality show with scripted stupidity to entertain the uneducated, easily pleased general public.

They're no longer in business

[wxgcxyht · 2/10 · 30 July 2023]

The brothers were so successful, the big guy divorced and moved out of Vegas, while the bald guy sold the business and now runs a pizza place.

I still pass by the ATM shop but I've heard it's no longer making aquariums. They removed the "home of Tanked" signage.

I never cared for the show, as Bret and Wade annoyed the heck out of me. While the end products looked good, I couldn't help but think the tanks were nothing more than props for the show. As many have said, there's no followups to the fish. Reports are many had died shortly after construction of the tanks. Sad.

And since I live here in Vegas, I've visited the casinos where tanks were made, and many are long gone now. Makes you wonder....

Tank this show!

[itpereira · 1/10 · 29 June 2017]

These guys are AQUARIUM builders, maybe that is why they don't seem to give a damn about the fish and what is becoming of them after they deliver the tank! Some of the tanks are just weird and in bad taste, but that is not entirely their fault - they do what people pay them to do.

I don't watch the show anymore, I just feel very, very sorry for the poor fish. Maybe they could just build their stupid tanks and leave the fish alone, or put some plastic, battery-operated Japanese fish inside.

As for being funny... well, no accounting for taste and for what people think is funny. To me they are just clueless, especially the bald guy. He seems to think of himself as the king of the world.

Bald guy, believe me, you're not.

Lame - Bad Acting

[jwassdesign · 1/10 · 11 October 2017]

Caught about 10 minutes of this show and can smell garbage right away. It's so fake and contrived. These people aren't really the most convincing actors. It all just seems so fake! I love fish a lot and this just doesn't seem right. How is this a show? I could have my own show at this point.

A flat-minded show for flat-minded people

[TobseTobse · 3/10 · 24 March 2021]

This show neither provides information for aquarists nor that it is in any way sufferable entertainment. It's just as flat as the plexiglas of the fish tanks they sell. When it's on TV I must zap and fight with disgust for the next five minutes.

A Mixed Bag of Entertainment and Contrived Reality

[lipnusis · 5/10 · 2 June 2023]

Tanked is a reality TV series that offers a glimpse into the world of custom fish tank installations. With its mix of aquatic engineering and personal drama, the show provides moments of entertainment but falls victim to contrived storytelling and repetitive content.

One of the strengths of Tanked lies in its intriguing premise. The concept of designing and constructing unique and elaborate fish tanks is fascinating, and the series showcases the creativity and craftsmanship that goes into these projects. The underwater landscapes and intricate tank designs often impress, creating visually stunning displays that captivate viewers.

The hosts of Tanked, Wayde King and Brett Raymer, bring an energetic and charismatic presence to the show. Their passion for their work and love for the fish create an engaging dynamic, and their interactions with clients and fellow team members inject humor and lightheartedness into the series. The show benefits from their expertise and entertaining personalities.

However, Tanked suffers from a significant drawback: its contrived reality elements. The show often fabricates conflicts and exaggerated drama to create artificial tension within each episode. The staged arguments and forced confrontations feel inauthentic and take away from the genuine appeal of the show. It is disappointing to see the potential of Tanked's premise diluted by manufactured controversies.

Another issue with Tanked is its repetitive nature. The formulaic structure of the episodes becomes predictable, with each one following a similar pattern of meeting a new client, designing the tank, facing challenges, and ultimately completing the installation. While the initial novelty of the show can be enjoyable, the lack of variety in its storytelling and structure makes the series feel monotonous over time.

Tanked also lacks in-depth exploration of the technical aspects of tank construction. The series often focuses more on the personal dramas and comedic moments rather than providing a comprehensive understanding of the engineering and design processes. This missed opportunity leaves some viewers wanting a deeper dive into the complexities of the craft.

In terms of production values, Tanked delivers decent quality. The visuals are generally well-executed, with clear shots of the tanks and the installations. The editing and pacing keep the episodes engaging, but the reliance on repetitive conflicts and manufactured drama undermines the overall authenticity of the series.

In conclusion, Tanked presents an interesting premise and benefits from the charisma of its hosts. The visually impressive tank designs and the passion of the team behind them are highlights of the show. However, its contrived reality elements, repetitive structure, and lack of technical depth hinder its potential. While Tanked can provide moments of entertainment, it falls short of fully capitalizing on its intriguing concept.