- Calvin 'Cash' Sparks: Technically, it's panino. See, panini is plural. Many panini, one panino. So, now you know.
- Cameron Price: And this is why you get no vagine-o. So, now you know.
- Oz: I hear you got a new squeeze. Come on, what's she like? She have, uh, arthritis of the hands?
- Cameron Price: I don't...
- Oz: It's my colorful way of saying big boobs.
- Creepy Carol: So, long story short, the doctor got it out and I get to be part of a medical journal.
- Josh Armstrong: I lost my brows in the line of duty.
- Melanie Garcia: No, it's good. It brings out your huge forehead.
- Josh Armstrong: Don't even speak. We have been out there getting our asses kicked and you don't even have a scratch on you.
- Melanie Garcia: I ripped my jeans.
- Calvin 'Cash' Sparks: No, you bought them like that and they look great!
- Josh Armstrong: [after losing eyebrows] I know you guys can't tell by my face, but I am shocked right now.
- Cameron Price: Are you crazy? You really had me date your wife? What's wrong with you? I could have slept with her!
- Oz: Awe you really think you had a shot? That's adorable, don't lose that.