Outsourced (TV Series)
Rajiv Ties the Baraat (2011)
Rizwan Manji: Rajiv Gidwani
Quotes
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Mr. Mehta : Rajiv, if you had asked me six months ago for my daughter's hand in marriage, I would have said no.
Rajiv Gidwani : Yes, I know, because I asked you six months ago and you said no.
Mr. Mehta : Right, I did. I forgot my point. Anyway, welcome to the family.
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[at Rajiv's bachelor party, there is a knock at the door]
Charlie Davies : That's gotta be the stripper or my club sandwich is here. Either way, I'm undoing my belt.
Todd Dempsy : Wait, you got a stripper, too.
Charlie Davies : Yeah, I thought your cyber thing might be a bust, so I took matters into my own hands. Gentlemen and Pinky, please welcome to the main stage the woman I met outside the hotel who's willing to take off her clothes for a reasonable price: Kami Sutra!
[the stripper enters]
Rajiv Gidwani : You idiot! Charlie, she's hijra!
Charlie Davies : What's a hijra?
Gupta : I think you refer to them as transgender.
Charlie Davies : That explains how I got her for a reasonable price. Or, wait... should she cost double? Half? Deal's a deal. Showtime!