Himself - Host: [to the camera] hello and welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns, I'm your host Zach Galifianakis
Himself - Host: [looking down at his notes] my guest today is Tila Tequila, welcome Tila
Tila Tequila: thank you
Himself - Host: [looking down at his notes] so you 3.6 million friends on MySpace?
Tila Tequila: yes
Himself - Host: who's "Darryl"?
Tila Tequila: [confused] Darryl"?
Himself - Host: [looking down at his notes] I'm just kidding a little with you here.
Himself - Host: maybe you and I and a friend and hang out and stuff?
Tila Tequila: yeah absolutely
Himself - Host: do you jet ski?
Tila Tequila: oh, my gosh I love jet skiing
Himself - Host: [jokingly] my dream is to jet ski around the world, could we do that?
Tila Tequila: [excited] we can totally do that
Himself - Host: yeah, it's been "enlightening" and amazing to talk to you but unfortunately, we have another guest.
Tila Tequila: oh, well I had a great time
Himself - Host: yeah well will you stick around though?
Tila Tequila: oh yeah, absolutely
Himself - Host: [to Tila] cool, thank you
Himself - Host: [looking down at his notes] please welcome my next guest, Jennifer Aniston
Himself - Host: [Zach presses the red button and the theme song from Friends comes on, Jennifer Aniston walks onto the stage]