My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
Suited for Success (2011)
Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash
Quotes
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Pinkie Pie : Rarity? You OK in there? You haven't come out for days...
Rarity : I'm never coming out! I can't show my face in Ponyville ever again! I used to be somepony! I used to be respected! I made dresses - beautiful, *beautiful* dresses! But now, everypony is *laughing* at me! I'm nothing but a *laughing stock*!
Twilight Sparkle : You're not a laughing stock, Rarity.
Rainbow Dash : [rather loudly] She kind of is.
Twilight Sparkle : Shh! Come on out and talk to us...
Rarity : LEAVE ME ALONE! I *want* to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in!... Do ponies wallow in pity?... Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'm so PATHETIIIIIC!
Twilight Sparkle : Now what do we do?
Fluttershy : Uh, panic?
Rainbow Dash : That's your answer for everything!
Applejack : Well we can't just leave Rarity like this...
Pinkie Pie : She'll become a crazy cat lady!
Twilight Sparkle : She only has *one* cat.
Pinkie Pie : Give her time...
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Applejack : [seeing Rarity's first-try dresses] They sure are... uh... somethin'...
Twilight Sparkle : Yes! Something!
Pinkie Pie : I like "something"! "Something" is my favorite!
Fluttershy : It's... nice.
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Rarity : [sees the dress her friends made for her] HUH?
Pinkie Pie : We all finished your dress for you!
Applejack : Thanks to Fluttershy's freaky knowledge of sewin'...
Fluttershy : Do you like it?
Rarity : Like it? *Like* it?
Fluttershy : Uh oh. She doesn't like it...
Rarity : No, I DON'T *like* it... I LOVE IT!
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Rainbow Dash : [Rarity looks back and forth from the dress she designed for Rainbow Dash to Rainbow herself, expectantly; Rainbow says "what" as if being accused] What?
Rarity : Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?
Rainbow Dash : [leaning against a table] No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Rarity : Do you not like the color?
Rainbow Dash : The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarity : Do you not like the shape?
Rainbow Dash : The shape's fine, just make the whole thing... you know, cooler.
[music stops briefly]
Rainbow Dash : It needs to be about twenty percent cooler.
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Pinkie Pie : [singing] All we ever want is indecision,
Rainbow Dash : All we really like is what we know.
Twilight Sparkle : Gotta balance style with adherence,
Fluttershy : Making sure we make a good appearance.
Applejack : Even if you simply have to fudge it,
Pinkie Pie , Rainbow Dash , Twilight Sparkle , Fluttershy , Applejack : Make sure that it stays within our budget!
Rarity : Got to overcome intimidation/Remember, it's all in the presentation!
Rarity : Piece by piece, snip by snip/Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip/Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed/Yard by yard, always stressed/And that's the art of the dress!
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Rainbow Dash : It needs to be about 20% cooler.
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Twilight Sparkle : [everyone is criticizing Rarity's designs and calling for changes] That constellation is Canis *Major*, not Minor.
Fluttershy : French haute couture, please.
Rarity : Ugh...
Applejack : What if it rains? Galoshes!
Pinkie Pie : More balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. More candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers!
Rarity : [incredulous and tired] Streamers?
Pinkie Pie : Whose dress is this?
Rarity : [reluctant] Streamers it is.
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Applejack : [showing off the dresses they designed at Rarity's first showing] Why's everypony lookin' at us like that?
Twilight Sparkle : Oh dear.
[she notices how absurd their dresses really are]
Rainbow Dash : You think we overdid it?
Applejack : Nah.
[pause]
Applejack : Okay, maybe a little.
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Rainbow Dash : Hmmm... It needs to be about 20 percent cooler.
Rarity : [puts hoof to her face in "face-hoof"]
