- Paul Lynde: [as Buzz] When the killer bees turn up in your town, greet them with open arms and say 'hiya, honey'.
- Paul Lynde: [as James] That is the most ridiculous argument I've ever heard.
- Paul Lynde: [as Buzz] Picky, picky picky. He's just prejudiced because he's a WASP.
- Paul Lynde: [as James] The argument he offers is absolute insanity, not worth the dignity of a reply.
- Paul Lynde: [as Buzz] He's droning on.
- Paul Lynde: [as James] He's not making a shred of sense.
- Paul Lynde: [as Buzz] He's a bumbling idiot.