Archer (TV Series)
A Going Concern (2011)
H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer
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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Hey! You idiots want to hear my plan or not? All right. So. Suggestions?
Cyril Figgis : About what?
Sterling Archer : What are we talking about? Stopping my mother from selling ISIS to ODIN.
Cheryl : You said you had a plan.
Sterling Archer : My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
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Sterling Archer : There's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that. Ugh, I touched my mother's dildo.
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Cyril Figgis : Is Trexler buying ISIS just to get your mother to marry him?
Sterling Archer : No! Yes. Look, shut up.
Pam : That is some high priced milf.
Sterling Archer : Hey. Shut up, and think of a way to make Trexler not want my mother.
Pam : We could give her a milf-ectomy.
Sterling Archer : If you say milf one more time I will shoot you in your eyeballs.
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Barry Dillon : It's cold in here.
Len Trexler : Because she's here! The big, bad lady is here and she is cold.
Malory Archer : Len! What's going on?
Len Trexler : You're mean. And I don't like you! And I don't want ISIS or you. All I want is this lettuce and his brother.
Sterling Archer : Rabbert Klein.
Len Trexler : Rabbert Klein! So Barry, you ass.
Barry Dillon : Yeah.
Len Trexler : For the love of all things green, take me and Rabbert to the lettuce store.
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Sterling Archer : Mother, you've been lying to me my entire life. Just for once, I want you to tell me the truth.
Malory Archer : Well, people in hell want ice water.
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Barry Dillon : So don't try do anything stupid.
Sterling Archer : I don't have to try. Shit. Whatever. Move.
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Cheryl : So, Krieger's a doctor!
Cyril Figgis : Not the medical kind!
Dr. Krieger : Not even the other kind...
Sterling Archer : Oh boy...
Dr. Krieger : ...technically.