- Sarah Walker: [about her wedding dress] Ellie was right. When I put it on, it felt magical.
- [to everyone in the bank]
- Sarah Walker: Get down on the ground before I blow your freaking head off!
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm so glad you found a dress. That's awesome. I bet you look gorgeous in it.
- [to a bank patron]
- Chuck Bartowski: Don't be a hero, my friend! I will break your face!
- Sarah Walker: Well, it's actually really pretty. And you know, I never thought I'd say this, but... I felt like a princess.
- Morgan Grimes: You know what? New apartment - I'm going to go no television. It'll be very liberating.
- [Chuck glares at Morgan]
- Morgan Grimes: Kidding. Totally kidding. 72 inches, dude. Bam!
- Chuck Bartowski: I was honestly about to smack you right now.
- Ellie Bartowski: I will tell you that at some point every bride feels a little overwhelmed with this stuff. I totally did. But there was a moment when all that changed. I remember I was picking up our wedding bands and... I finally held them in my hand, and it all just became... real. I was gettng married to the man that I love for the rest of my life... And then I just broke down crying
- [Ellie starts chuckling]
- Ellie Bartowski: which sounds ridiculous right now.
- Sarah Walker: [Slight chuckle] Yeah, a little.
- Ellie Bartowski: A lot. But it was a turning point, you know. From that moment on, everything became... magical. It was my wedding. I don't know when and I don't know where, Sarah, but I promise it's going to happen to you.
- John Casey: [Sarah's trying on a wedding dress] Pretty dress.
- Sarah Walker: I know.
- John Casey: Uh, you may want to get a new one though. Looks like that one's been on mission.
- [Sarah notices the bullet holes in the back]
- Sarah Walker: [Chuck has stalkings on his head] What are you doing?
- Chuck Bartowski: What? We're robbing a bank, right? You packed them, so...
- Sarah Walker: I packed them in case we have a chance to go out later. Take them off. You'll wreck them!
- Chuck Bartowski: Sorry.
- Chuck Bartowski: [after overhearing some of Sarah's wedding plans] Ellie, what the heck was that?
- Ellie Bartowski: I think I created a monster.
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah? Because I work - I work at the Buy More and that stuff sounds kind of pricey.
- Ellie Bartowski: Maybe you could just pick up a few extra shifts - or rob a bank?
- Big Mike: Hey, son. You sleep okay last night?
- Morgan Grimes: No. No, I did not. Those cats outside my window are just so loud. It gave me nightmares.
- Big Mike: Yeah, cats. Just a heads up, those cats are having a romantic dinner and there might be some cat fighting after dinner - unless your mom eats too much.
- Morgan Grimes: Listen, I don't want to think about you and my mom doing... making a... slipping and...
- Big Mike: Son, when you move into the forest, you can't complain about the wildlife making too much noise. It's natural. And beautiful. And frequent.
- Morgan Grimes: I need my own place.
- Big Mike: Yes, you do.
- Morgan Grimes: Those idiots messed up my post. I'll have good luck getting a roommate now. Wait a minute. I got it! Casey, you got an extra room.
- John Casey: [Leaving] Not even worth saying.
- Vivian Volkoff: Mr. Riley, I'm well aware that my father now wants me to take over his evil corporation. So how can I say no?
- Mr. Riley: [Grinning] Hmmm.
- Vivian Volkoff: No!
- Mr. Riley: Nobody ever said no to your father.
- Vivian Volkoff: Then I'll be the first one to do it!
- Mr. Riley: I'm sorry. I can't allow that.
- [Draws his weapon]
- Mr. Riley: Perhaps you'd like to reconsider your answer.
- Bank Manager - Mr. Chan: [Vivian is pointing a gun at Chuck] Please, Ms Volkoff, this isn't necessary.
- Vivian Volkoff: This isn't your concern. You haven't been lied to like I have.
- Bank Manager - Mr. Chan: What I mean is, there's no need to do this on bank property, yes?