- Coach Dale Ballard: [Sees the suitcase full of money] Woah!
- Meemaw: The gambling room's doing well.
- Coach Dale Ballard: I can see that, Scarface. But why is it here?
- Meemaw: Well I can't exactly take it down to the bank!
- Coach Dale Ballard: Why not?
- Meemaw: They'd bust me for money laundering!
- Coach Dale Ballard: Well, it's small bills. Tell them you're a stripper.
- Meemaw: It's $14,000!
- Coach Dale Ballard: Well, tell them you're a good stripper!