Archer (TV Series)
Swiss Miss (2011)
Aisha Tyler: Lana Kane
Quotes
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Lana Kane : Was that before or after you got caught fondling a teenager?
Sterling Archer : Well, obviously, before. After was all gendarmes and dick stitches.
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Malory Archer : Herr Schlotz fears they may attempt a kidnapping during the birthday party he's throwing this weekend in Gstaad.
Ray Gillette : Ach. Gstaad.
Lana Kane : Gstaad? Oh, yeah! Count me in.
Sterling Archer : Yeah, and me out. I'm not getting frostbite protecting some old German guy.
Malory Archer : Herr Schlotz isn't the intended victim. It's his daughter, Anka.
[a picture of Anka flashes on a video screen behind Malory. In the picture, Anka is stepping out of a limousine with no underwear and a shaved, but blurred, crotch]
Sterling Archer : Who obviously needs someone on her constantly, so I will be that someone who is constantly on her.