The Carol Burnett Show (TV Series)

Jerry Lewis and Leslie Uggams (1971)

Carol Burnett: Self - Host, Various

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• Various Characters : [after offending Ma by flirting with the pretty neighbor girl and placing his hand on her knee]  Does that remind you of anything?

  Hostess : Yes. Mount Vesuvius.

  Various Characters : Why is that?

  Hostess : It hasn't gone off in years either.

• Hostess : [after Pa admitted to reading Playboy magazine the night before]  Why do you need that if you have me?

  Various Characters : [gives her a piercing look]  Do you really want me to answer that?

  Hostess : I guess not.