- Snooki is bailed out of jail after her incident at the beach. JWoww continues to meet with Roger, and starts to develop feelings for him. At the club, Deena meets Ronnie's "stunt double" but realizes he's in a relationship. JWoww gets into a heated argument with Tom, thus ending their relationship. When JWoww heads to her house with Snooki, she finds that her dogs are alone and some of her things have been stolen.—Emphinix
- We see a montage recap of Snooki's arrest, with appropriately serious club mood music. JWoww gets off the phone with Snooki's dad and calls her boyfriend Tom.
She apologizes for not calling and, through tears, says Snooki just got arrested. He's sympathetic for half a beat until he realizes that doesn't excuse her not calling last night.
She hangs up on him.
Tom calls back several times and JWoww curses him out and hangs up on him each time. The police call to say they can come get Snooki.
"Going to jail is definitely embarrassing, but the fact that I have the people in the house that are supporting and are there for me makes me feel 100 times better," Snooki says.
At home, Snooki eats a plateful of food and asks why she got arrested. Jenni and Deena try to explain her particular brand of public intox.
Jenni is already wearing a "Free Snooki" tank top.
Snooki calls her dad, who tells her she needs to understand what she's doing to herself. "It's not like I killed someone," she protests.
"Get your s---- together, girl," he tells her. He says he's not mad, just disappointed, which she says is the worst a parent can say.
Outside, they realizes Snooki has sand crusted down her chest. Classy.
Snooki talks Jenni, who tells her she needs to find love.
"These are the things that I think I'm addicted to: bronzer, boys and alcohol," Snooki says.
She takes a night off.
The next night, it's time to go out again.
Deena hits the club with MVP. Deena dances with girls and admires one girl's boobs.
Deena finds a guy named Dean and starts grinding on him. She calls him her "perfect man" and introduces him to the guys, who are totally entertained by the fact he looks like Ronnie. They take him home and put him in the video booth, calling him Ronnie
They take him upstairs to slip him into bed with Ronnie and Sammi, waking them up.
Dean lets slip to the guys that his girlfriend's name is Sam. Meanwhile Deena's getting into her bikini and invites him into the hot tub.
"I'm excited because I finally have a juice box," she says.
She asks him if he has a girlfriend and catches him saying "eh."
Then he says he's "as single as they come" and wouldn't be there if he did have a girlfriend. And so they start to make out.
Inside, the guys try to figure out how to tell Sammi that "Ronnie" hooked up with Deena.
Deena invites Dean inside to "snuggle".
She says she hit a homerun.
"Dean definitely didn't get the golden ticket, but I gave him a sneak peek," she says.
The next morning, Jenni sees Dean leave and when he's gone she tells Deena about his girlfriend. MTV bleeps out whatever she let him do. Poor form!
It's time to go out again.
They head to Karma. Snooki says she has a head on her shoulders as she's drinking.
Jenni sees Roger and sits with him on the couch. The chick who told her he was dating Heather comes over and clarifies that she thought he was someone else.
They all come home for some grilling.
Mike thinks there's an "avalanche of good energy" in the house.
Tom calls for Jenni.
Ronnie enjoys that the woman who ratted out his cheating was chatting up her ex boyfriend at the club. Jenni tells Tom she loves him, but he hangs up in response.
"That's why I'm leaving you're a---," she says as she hangs up.
The next morning Jenni calls Roger and makes plans to meet him and "his hot friend" Alex on the boardwalk.
Tom calls. Jenni says she's going to wait and see where things go with Roger and if things get better with Tom, which is not in any relationship advice book.
They hit the boardwalk, checking out haunted houses and games. Jenni says she feels like Tom pushed her into Roger's arms.
They head home.
Snooki announces that she's not going to drink any more, except "I think pinot's OK, pregnant people do it," she says.
They whip out the Flip cams to entertain Snooki. They do some time on Snooki's pouf and then spend some time on Jenni's legendary boobs.
Snooki calls her friend Ryder, who makes plans to visit over the weekend.
Snooki, Pauly and Jenni head to work. Snooki is glum.
Jenni asks Pauly what she should do about Tom. He tells her to go with what makes her happy.
Snooki thinks Jenni and Roger would be a "typical gorilla and Guidette couple."
Roger and his hot giant friend Nick bring Snooki and Jenni coffee drinks. They step out to talk, but Danny tracks them down.
They head home to get ready to go out.
Snooki announces that when she gets nervous, she poops. She goes into greater detail, but we'll spare you.
Roger and Nick arrive.
They hit the amusement park. Snooki enjoys Nick.
Back at the house, the girls hop into bed with the guys. "Nick feels like the perfect gorilla juicehead for me, and I want to have sex with him already," she says.
The next day, Jenni says she and Roger didn't have sex but she doesn't miss Tom.
After Roger's gone, Tom calls for Jenni. The house all tries to listen. She tells him she went out with Snooki and nothing's wrong, she's just "taking a breather."
He asks if she's seen anyone she knows. She mentions Roger and Nick and says she hasn't done anything. She says she's having a good time, unlike with him lately.
Finally, she starts yelling, saying she did nothing wrong and he treated her like "s---."
Jenni calls her dad, who reports Tom is moving out. She asks who's watching her dog.
Jenni gets Snooki to take the drive home to break into her house and get her dogs.
Jenni drives home, expecting the worst, not sure what condition the house will be in.
She gets the spare key and gets her tiny dogs. Snooki goes upstairs to pee and finds that Jenni's bed is gone.
So is her watch. And her hard drive. And all her papers.
She checks her Pay Pal balance but is scared to look.
She cries, saying she doesn't deserve it.
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