- Even though they're still experiencing some fallout from "the note" in Miami, nothing can stop the family dinners, G.T.L and gorilla hunting that have bonded them from the beginning. All seven roomies agree they are glad to be back and that Angelina is gone. Too bad none of them know Snooki has invited her BFF Deena Nicole Cortese to fill the void.—MTV Publicity
- Snooki gets ready for a summer at the shore. She ready to "pop some bottles" and hook up with her roommates (her words).
Lots of hair and body spray are involved, along with 4 inch heels. She assesses herself in the mirror and says: "I look like a hooker." She means this in a good way.
In the drive she tells us about her new friend Deena, who is coming to the shore -- to the surprise of the other roommates. Deena says she and Snooki like going "guy shopping" together.
On the way there, she promises that the two of them and Jenni are going to be "three besties." Jenni says she's looking forward to getting away from her "Long Island problems," by which, she explains, she means her boyfriend Tom.
The Situation preps at his house, laying out his large, shiny man jewelry.
Snooki tells us she doesn't know Ronnie anymore "because of Sam."
Ronnie says he and Sammi are good right now. We can't wait to see what this looks like.
Snooki tells Deena that when Ronnie drinks, he's single.
Ronnie and Sammi are the first ones there and get the pick of rooms. They take the upstairs bedroom with three beds.
J-Woww is the next to arrive and before she's in the door Sammi has called her "whore" three times.
They haven't spoken since the blow out in Miami.
Vinny is next and thinks it's weird Ronnie and Sammi took the three bedroom upstairs -- thereby preventing their third wheel from bringing anyone back to hook up with. Ah, hook up logistics.
Pauly is next and bunks with Vinny.
In the car, Deena confesses to Snooki that she started the party early and is drunk already. They reach the house. "This is like gorilla, juicehead Guido heaven," Snooki announces.
Deena hits it off with Jenni and they bunk up with Snooki.
Upstairs, Sammi unleashes the cattiness, saying it's her against the whole house.
Deena unpacks, announcing she's on a two month sex dryspell. The ladies compare sex toys.
The Situation is last to arrive and gets the bad news about the rooms. He's the third wheel.
Out on the deck, Deena tries to make conversation with Sammi but gets shot down.
Deena calls herself "a walking holiday."
"If Deena was a holiday she'd definitely be Thanksgiving, because she's got a lot to give and she's down for a lot of stuffing," the Situation recaps.
As the gang tries to make Deena feel welcome, Sammi sits out the toast to her. Then Sammi gets up and walks away, making her point.
Later, everyone settles in for a game of flip-cup and Ronnie and Sammi hang around in their room. Ronnie does an admirable job not looking totally miserable.
He reassures Sammi that he's "madly in love" with her and wants to be there for her.
Meanwhile, downstairs, Deena, Snooki and Vinny hit the hot tub. Snooki isn't pleased to see her friend flirting it up with Vinny. She mentions that she walked in on him having sex with her friend Rider a few weeks ago.
Overwhelmed with awkwardness, Deena flees the hot tub.
Vinny asks what he has to do to make it up to her, then says he can't hook up with her because he cares about her too much. Which goes over about as well as you'd expect.
Inside, Deena invites the Situation to help her "find her hat." In the other room, they actually find her hat. And then she starts taking her clothes off.
He throws on the brakes, citing the fact it's the first day.
"A day, really? It took a day for somebody to see my goods," she says.
She gets dressed and they agree not to tell anyone.
Back out on the roof, the Situation tells everyone about her accidental strip tease. (We'll give her the benefit of the doubt that she didn't notice her bikini bottom was tangled in her skirt.)
The Situation goes up to Ronnie and Sammi's room to tell the story and drunk Deena goes to find him. Another great idea, brought to you by alcohol.
"I was drunk, I wanna snuggle," Deena tells us later. She's upset about Sammi laughing at her. "I didn't do anything to you, I didn't have any problems with you -- ever. And now I do," she tells her.
She walks out of the room and calls Sammi a c-word that women really, really don't like to be called.
The Situation comes downstairs and says it was "very audacious" of a rookie and puts her up for "rookie of the year award."
Ronnie and Sammi hear her ranting upstairs and Ronnie runs down the stairs, schooling her that if she has a problem with Sammi to take it up with her, but leave him out of it.
Deena is having problems enunciating at this point but starts telling Sammi not to talk her. "I'd rather have f---- Angelina back," Ronnie says.
They start yelling at each other complete with elaborate hand-gestures and strings of bleeping. Snooki joins in, telling Sammi she's the "biggest f---- bitch" she's ever met. "I don't understand how you even have friends," Snooki says.
Sammi announces she's staying for the summer.
The guys watch as Snooki and Sammi shout it out. Ronnie finally joins in, calling Snooki a "f---- loser from Poughkeepsie."
And then it's time for J-Woww to get in on the fun. She storms Sammi, arms are thrown (isn't really accurate to call them punches) and... that's all for this week, folks!
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