Her (2013)

Spike Jonze: Alien Child

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• Alien Child : I hate women. All they do is cry all the time.

  Theodore : That's not true. You know men cry too. I actually like crying sometimes. It feels good.

  Alien Child : I didn't know you were a little pussy. Is that why you don't have a girlfriend? I'm going out on that date and fuck her brains out and show you how it's done. You can watch and cry.

  Samantha : Okay, this kid has problems.

  Alien Child : You have some fucking problems, lady.

  Samantha : Really? Okay, I'm gonna go.

  Alien Child : Get out of here, fatty!

• Theodore : [while playing his virtual reality game and controlling his avatar into an unrecognizable realm]  Yeah, this is different.

  [Suddenly, Alien Child jumps on his avatar, knocking it to the ground. His avatar quickly gets up] 

  Theodore : Hello?

  [Switches to first-person view] 

  Theodore : Do you know how to get out of here? I need to find my ship to get off this planet.

  Alien Child : Fuck you, shit-head, fuck-face, fuck-head!

  Theodore : [dumbfounded]  Okay... but do you know how to get out of here?

  Alien Child : Fuck you, shit-head, fuck-face, get the fuck out of my face!

  Theodore : [laughs] 

  Samantha : [whispers]  I think it's a test.

  Theodore : [to Alien Child]  Fuck you.

  Alien Child : Fuck *you*!

  Theodore : Fuck *you*, you little shit!

  Alien Child : [giggles]  Follow me, fuck-head!

  Samantha : [giggles]