- TSA Screener #1: [Meg has planted a gun in Bonnie's purse, which the airport scanners detect] Ma'am, is this your bag?
- Bonnie Swanson: [In denial] I don't know how that cocaine got in there!
- TSA Screener #1: Ma'am, this bag contains a concealed weapon. I'm gonna have to place you under arrest.
- Bonnie Swanson: Oh my goodness, how did that get in there?
- TSA Screener #2: [handcuffing Bonnie] You're gonna have to come with us, ma'am.
- Bonnie Swanson: What happened to the coke?
- TSA Screener #1: There's no coke in here.
- Bonnie Swanson: Oh, fuck, Ricardo's gonna kill me!