"Mike & Molly" Carl Gets a Girl (TV Episode 2010) - Melissa McCarthy as Molly Flynn

Mike Biggs : [Molly asked what Carl is doing in Mike's apartment with the door chain locked] He's probably in there doin' some broad.

Molly Flynn : [Punches Mike's shoulder] Mike, that's disgusting!

Mike Biggs : Sorry. He's in there making sweet love to some broad.

Molly Flynn : [Punches him again] So, you're telling me right now he's in there having sex on our bed?

Mike Biggs : I don't think so. Carl likes to stand and deliver.
Molly Flynn : [Referring to Carl having sex in Mike's apartment] How often does this happen?

Mike Biggs : I don't know. I gave him the key about four years ago. So, what is that...? Once every four years?
Molly Flynn : [Trying to assure Mike that they aren't becoming less sexually active] Listen to me. I didn't say not at all or never again. I said not now. Okay?

Mike Biggs : Okay. So, we're still in that hot, crazy, can't get enough of that funky stuff phase, right?

Molly Flynn : Absolutely. If I didn't have to eat, bathe or earn a living, I'd never unwrap my legs from around your mighty torso.

Mike Biggs : Really?

Molly Flynn : Mm, hmm. Yep, 24-7. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

Mike Biggs : [Smiling, extremely proud of himself] Alriiiight!
Molly Flynn : Let's go to bed.

Mike Biggs : Alright. But, we're not gonna have sex *every* night. You okay with that?

Molly Flynn : No. You're puttin' out.

Melissa McCarthy: Molly Flynn