- Aidan: [narrating] We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that mirror, all we do is spin our little lies. Suck in that gut, colour that hair, twist off that wedding ring. Any why not? What's the penalty? What are the consequences, really? "I'm only human," you say, and all is forgiven. But what if some cruel twist of fate makes you something else, something other? Who forgives you then? Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist on the dark side? We just want the same things that you do: a chance at life, at love. We're not so different in that way. And so we try and sometimes fail. But when you're something other, a monster, the consequences are worse. Much worse. You wake up from your nightmares. We don't.
- Josh: I used to think this curse was what happened to me once a month. And I realize this - this - this is the curse: every day sitting on a bench watching people walk by, eating sandwiches, making plans, being what I used to be.
- Sally: Oh, ladies and gentleman, the Bobsey twins! I am God, I am everywhere, I drive all night just to get back home.
- Aidan: Are you trying to scare us with Bon Jovi?
- Sally: You can hear me?
- Aidan: Yeah.
- Josh: You went searching for drug change in the wrong couch cushions lady, I'm calling the cops.
- Aidan: Josh?
- Josh: What?
- Aidan: She's a ghost.
- Josh: Shut up. You're a ghost?
- Marcus: Are you back in? Because I don't mind cleaning up your occasional mess. That's what we do. We're family. But if you are back, you and I are gonna have to set a few ground rules. There's an order now. There's Bishop, and then there's me. You will respect that.
- Aidan: Don't worry. I know how many years it took you to get your nose firmly inserted up Bishop's ass.
- Aidan: Hey, you know, there's a better way to do this?
- Josh: Do what? Be a better monster? No, thank you.
- Aidan: Or dignified monster.
- Josh: You're joking, right?
- Aidan: You shouldn't have to run into the woods every time that you turn.
- Josh: Pretty sure the gang down at the Econolodge wouldn't take too kindly to me doing it there. So...
- Aidan: So what about what I said? What about the apartment?
- Josh: We'll, we'll, uh, we'll have full moon parties. We'll invite the neighbors over and eat them.