Chris Jericho: [before facing Kane and Chris Benoit in a tag-team match] Wow. What a great tag team unit we have here. On one side, a big red machine, on the other side, a gap-toothed robot. I mean, the two of you standing in the ring together look like R2-D2 and C-3PO. But the only difference is that C-3PO had the qualities of an android, and Kane has the qualities of a hemorrhoid. You know, irritating, red, and an overall giant pain in the ass!