- Kenzi Malikov: In Russian, we have a saying: "Dodna!" To the bottom. Of the glass, yes - But also you can fight, Bo. Fight for Dyson. Fight for Lauren. Fight for what makes you happy.
- Bo: [Lifts her glass] To the bottom.
- William 'Hale' Santiago: You could talk a Nun into a threeway.
- Dyson Thornwood: Ah, the Crusades. Good times.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Definitely not a tattoo. Definitely mystical.
- Bo: My face would love to hear your theories once you're done consulting my butt.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: No need to feel self-conscious. Just think of me as a doctor.
- Kenzi Malikov: A centuries old, bar-tending butt-doctor?
- Kenzi Malikov: Y'all got some secret Fae alphabet we don't know about?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: You should see our Fae Sesame Street.
- Kenzi Malikov: Don't tease; that would be awesome.
- Kenzi Malikov: [Watching Dyson flirt with a waitress] "Oh my God Dyson. I love your pelt."
- Bo: Maybe she'll turn him into a coat.
- Kenzi Malikov: Maybe he'll give her rabies.
- Kenzi Malikov: Here's one: the Festering Hex. We cast this on Dyson we can make "it" fall off.
- Bo: To his wang! May it rest in piece.
- Kenzi Malikov: We hit him with the old Bob Barker special then hit his waitress with...
- [Flicks through book]
- Kenzi Malikov: A bad case of "Toadstool-itis".
- Bo: That can't be a real thing.
- Kenzi Malikov: It is, and it might be tricky. How much Eye of Newt would you say we're packing?
- Bo: Oh my - -You are scared of this Baba Gaga.
- Kenzi Malikov: [Whispers] Baba Yaga, and yeah she's horrible! Horrible... But she'll occasionally help chicks get revenge on a dude who's wronged them.
- Bo: Okay, I'm listening.
- Kenzi Malikov: You get a mirror, say her name three times, tell her the name of the dude you want cursed...
- Bo: Bye bye wolf junk?
- Kenzi Malikov: Perhaps we're concentrating too much on Dyson's genital region.
- Dyson Thornwood: I don't get this everywhere I go today women are freaking out on me!
- William 'Hale' Santiago: Well now you're among friends.
- Dyson Thornwood: You know, I understand you hate me right now, but you put a curse on me? What are you? Fourteen?
- Bo: Again, it wasn't me! It was Baba Yaga! Via Kenzi!
- Dyson Thornwood: Who does whatever she thinks you want her to do!
- Kenzi Malikov, William 'Hale' Santiago: Hey! Not fair, man.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Baba Yaga isn't gonna kill Kenzi, not right away, at least - She's gonna want to fatten her up first.
- Dyson Thornwood: Lucky for us, that could take a while.
- Kenzi Malikov: Yeah, someone should really tell B. Y. These things come in frozen french fry form!
- Elena: What good Russian girl doesn't know how to peel a potato?
- Kenzi Malikov: If I was 'good', I wouldn't be here.
- Lachlan: I could sneak you into Baba Yaga's cottage. But the real question is why would I do that?
- Bo: Because I've reconsidered your proposition. To freelance for you and the Light. As long as I can get Kenzi home alive.
- Lachlan: I hoped you'd come around. And to think, all it took was some persuasion from the Russian hag. Remind me to send Babs a fruit basket.
- Daphne: If you hold her under much longer, you're gonna hurt her.
- Dyson Thornwood: I pull her out too soon, she's gonna hurt *me*.
- Bo: [after burning Baga Yaga in the oven] I can't believe you're up for more drinking.
- Kenzi Malikov: I always drink after a barbecue.
- Anna: It is time for the feast.
- Kenzi Malikov: I'm hungry and everything, but a feast? Here? This is insane.
- Anna: This meal is not for us. We make do with slop.
- Kenzi Malikov: [Hopeful] Delicious slop?