Patricia 'Patti' Mayonnaise: Just go in and say you want a haircut.
Douglas Yancy 'Doug' Funnie: But I just got a haircut. Besides, it's a unisex salon. I can't get my hair cut in there!
Patricia 'Patti' Mayonnaise: Yes, you can. What do you think "unisex" means?
Douglas Yancy 'Doug' Funnie: I can't talk about that in mixed company!