Ruff Ruffman: [singing] I got a box full of biscuits and Saturdays coming!
[to the viewer]
Ruff Ruffman: Oh, Hi! I'm Ruff Ruffman! And I cannot wait for this weekend! It's a Charlton Chihuahua movie marathon on channel 51! I'm not moving from this chair until Monday!
[Blossom holds up an ARGSHAABPO Calendar]
Ruff Ruffman: Oh, no! No the A-R-G-S-H-A-A-B-P-O meeting! Now my Weekend's ruined! What's ARGSHAABPO? The animal reality game show and aquatic bird performer organization, obviously. I have to go to the annual convention and I'm not looking forward to it! Last year was so awkward. I never knew how to talk to penguins...
[a flash back shows Ruff in an elevator with a horde of penguins]
Ruff Ruffman: [flashback] Nice weather we're having. Nice and warm. What's not to like about warm weather?
[the penguins all stare at him]
Ruff Ruffman: Oh, right...
Ruff Ruffman: [voice-over] Always putting my foot in my mouth...
[Another flashback shows Ruff and the penguins at a dining table. Ruff looks like he's ready to eat until he's given a herring on his plate]
Ruff Ruffman: [flashback] Another herring, boy, They really go all out on the meals here... I mean, really, you probably think it's tasty.
[a penguin swallows his herring whole, much to Ruff's disgust. The flashback ends]
Ruff Ruffman: It's Awful! I have a much easier time talking to Chet! Hey chet! How's it going!
[Chet just goes into the Fetch 3000]
Ruff Ruffman: Okay, at least you like talking to me, right Blossom?
[Blossom puts Ruff's suit on the ironing board and walks away]
Ruff Ruffman: Blossom?