- Agent Xero: I'm Agent Xero, master of disguise. My modular partner Mole and I are part of a secret mystery-cracking team known as the Modifyers. We work around the clock to foil the schemes of the evil Baron Vain and his goony legion of henchmen.
- Baron Vain: There is only one thing I despise more than anything besides the sun and country music, it's being interrupted!