- Mark Dexler: [running off with the booty jeans] Yes! Good as new!
- [sniffs them, smells Sam's curry farts]
- Mark Dexler: Well, nothing a spritz of Febreze won't fix.
- Mark Dexler: Sam! Gimme back those pants, right now!
- Sam Goldman: No way! These jeans make my butt look delicious.
- Sam Goldman: What the? They like my butt? Having this freakishly large ass isn't so bad after all! Michael Moore, I owe you an apology.
- Sam Goldman: [as the natives struggle to carry her large bum] Oh, suck it up! Haven't you ever hauled ass before?
- [winks at camera]