- Gerry Standing: Does your missus know you're here? If you want a divorce lawyer I know three to avoid.
- [first lines]
- Sarah Levene: Mr Standing?
- Gerry Standing: Yes, here.
- Sarah Levene: Well, you certainly pick your moment, don't you?
- Gerry Standing: Well, if it's not a good time...
- Sarah Levene: Nononononono no. It's taken eight years to get you here; I'm not letting you out of my sight. Come on, this way.
- Gerry Standing: Can I take those?
- Sarah Levene: Oh, yeah. Why, thank you. Who said chivalry was dead?
- Brian Lane: [about outfit at a fashion show] You'd look a right prat going down the shops in that lot.
- Jack Halford: Don't think you've quite got the hang of haute couture, Brian. It's not meant to be accessorized with a supermarket trolley.
- Brian Lane: Fashion! It's daft, though, isn't it? Folks spending their life chucking out perfectly good clothing only to buy t'same stuff again ten years later.
- [last lines]
- Sarah Levene: So you're back to the old look, then?
- Gerry Standing: Yeah. I'm retro and proud of it.