The Larkins (TV Series)
Bad Neighbours (2022)
Bradley Walsh: Pop Larkin
Quotes
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[Pop Larkin and Mr Jerebohm are negotiating a price for the house that Pop is selling]
Mr. Jerebohm : I'll stretch to twelve thousand pounds.
Pop Larkin : Well, in that case you must find yourself a house worth twelve thousand pounds.
Pop Larkin : Did I mention around these parts no-one ever dies? It's in the air, you see. They live forever - a bit like tortoises.
Mr. Jerebohm : Fifteen thousand pounds is my final offer.
Pop Larkin : No. I can get more from the demolition rats, you see. My builder, Big Ivor, is round the back with a bag of gelignite.
[Pinkie Jerebohm looks imploringly at her husband]
Mr. Jerebohm : [to Pinkie] Darling, you're rather undermining my own negotiating power.
Pinkie Jerebohm : [whispers] Well, what do you want me to do? Pretend it's a pile of crap and I hate it?
Mr. Jerebohm : [whispers] You could err on that side, yes.
Pop Larkin : A bloke from Birmingham, he offered me a thousand pounds for the wood panelling alone. Same for the big window at the front. Don't mind me - I'm just making conversation.
Pinkie Jerebohm : I'm worried about getting staff. Would they be available?
Pop Larkin : Oh yeah.
Mr. Jerebohm : Fiteen and a half.
Pop Larkin : Seventeen thousand, cash, and I will take a "yes" or a "goodbye".
Mr. Jerebohm : Cash?
Pop Larkin : I never trust money I can't bury.
[Pinkie makes imploring noises]
Mr. Jerebohm : Yes.
[Pinkie squeals with delight]
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[the Jerebohms arrive at the Larkins' house in their new Rolls Royce. Pop Larkin points to his much older Rolls Royce]
Pop Larkin : We should put your Roller with our. See if they make a baby.