- Stephanie Powell: Well, uh, on a completely unrelated note, J.J. needs...
- Katie Andrews: [gasps] You want me to tutor him. I knew it was just a matter of time before you realized he needed more intellectual simulation.
- Stephanie Powell: And you don't mind?
- Katie Andrews: I was gonna suggest it. I mean, this might be my only chance to tutor a... a burgeoning Lex Luthor or... oh, even, say, a young Reed Richards. Okay, work might not be the only reason I'm single.
- Stephanie Powell: Well, she wants to. Date you, I mean.
- George St. Cloud: How do... How... How-how can you tell?
- Stephanie Powell: Throbbing carotid, light moisture on her epidermal layer, dilated pupils - all classic symptoms of pheromone emissions.
- Stephanie Powell: You okay, sweetie?
- J.J. Powell: You ever try to extend a complex function with a differential open subset on a Riemann surface?
- Stephanie Powell: Mm. Not lately.
- J.J. Powell: Oh, then don't start. Trust me, it not as easy as it sounds.
- Katie Andrews: Everyone says that Internet dating is, like, for geeky, socially awkward types, but I meet a lot of people just like me.
- Katie Andrews: Now before we begin any mind-elevating dialogue, condescendingly labeled as "tutoring," I need to establish a baseline assessment of your abilities. So, what I've done is I've started with the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale.
- J.J. Powell: Does this take into account the impact of stereotype threat on psychometrics? You need to develop a standard deviation algorithm that controls for a testing bias, and, if you don't mind, I think I can tweak your methodology.
- Katie Andrews: Oh, sure. Yeah.
- Daphne Powell: This modernist art crap - how did YOU learn it all?
- Jim Powell: Well, it helped not to think of it as "crap," for one thing.
- Katie Andrews: So far, we have determined that your brain is more powerful than an N.S.A. supercomputer, but right now you can only hold the information you process for about six hours. So basically you're like... A Beautiful Mind meets Memento.
- J.J. Powell: [about Katie] She's lonely.
- Daphne Powell: She must be if she's spending her free time with you.
- Luka's Lawyer: Nice speech.
- George St. Cloud: Yeah. I practiced it in my shower this morning. I like the acoustics.
- George St. Cloud: [visiting Amanda in the hospital] What some girls won't do to avoid going out on a date with me. You know, you didn't have to get shot. You could've just fled the country, like the rest of 'em.