- Pete: That's right, that's right! We're going on vacation and it's someplace you guys are gonna love!
- Peg Pete: Oh ho ho! Hawaii!
- P.J. Pete: Australia!
- Pistol Pete: El Monte!
- Pete: [shows a picture] The Old Country!
- Yodeling Man: Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo! Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!
- Pistol Pete: Is that man sick, Mommy?
- Peg Pete: No, Pistol, honey, he's yodeling.
- Max Goof: Anyone know where we can find the Frankengoof castle?
- [the villagers angrily stare at Goofy and Max]
- Villager #1: What want you to go there for?
- Female Villager: Don't you get it? He's one of them! He's got the Frankengoof nose!
- Goofy: I do?
- Villager #2: Thought we were rid of your kind once and for all!
- Female Villager: Go back where you came from, Frankengoof!
- Max Goof: Wow, major attitude problem.
- Pete: I wonder which one of these castles is mine... Uh, ours!
- [looks through his binoculars and sees a small castle]
- Pete: Yes!
- [sees a larger castle]
- Pete: Yes, yes!
- [sees a much larger castle]
- Pete: Yes, yes, yes! This is just beyond my wildest dreams! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- P.J. Pete: [looks at a sign] Hey, Pop, uh, the sign says Frankengoof castle is up there.
- [Pete sees a large, creepy castle]
- Pete: That's... Frankengoof castle?
- [after arriving in Frankengoof castle]
- Peg Pete: Come on, children, we've had a long trip. Let's go unpack and take naps and don't touch anything.
- Pete: What's that?
- Goofy: [sees a table with a cover over it] I don't know, Petey.
- Pete: I think you should check.
- [Goofy removes the cover]
- Goofy: Gawrsh! It's the Frankengoof monster! Ugly, ugly, ugly!
- Pete: Mmm, ooh... I don't know.
- [the monster looks like a green-skinned version of Pete]
- Pete: I think he looks kinda... ruggedly handsome.
- [Igor and the kids approach the villagers who have surrounded a windmill]
- Max Goof: Hey, what's going on?
- Female Villager: We've cornered the monster.
- Pistol Pete: Cool! A real, live monster.
- Female Villager: Not for long!
- [the villagers are ramming the door to get Pete, whom they think is the monster]
- Villager #1: What do we do once we get him?
- Villager #2: I say we drive a stake through his heart.
- Villager #1: No, that only work on vampire.
- Villager #2: Uh, how about a silver bullet?
- Villager #1: No, that for werewolf.
- P.J. Pete: How about tying the monster's legs on two trucks going opposite directions?
- [the villagers pause]
- P.J. Pete: Hmm, you know, I saw it done in a movie once.
- Female Villager: It just might work. Let's do it!
- [the villagers stop ramming the door to get inside the windmill]
- Villager #1: [panting] It's no use. Door won't budge.
- Pete: Phew!
- Villager #2: There's no other way in. We've tried everything.
- Female Villager: Should've tried turning the knob.
- [opens the door]
- Female Villager: It's unlocked.
- Pete: I knew I forgot something.
- [the villagers are about to take Pete away because they believe he is the monster]
- Peg Pete: N-Now hold it! HOLD IT!
- [goes to the real Pete]
- Peg Pete: This is my Pete.
- Pete: Aw, you recognize me, bunny lips! What... What gave it away? My boyish grin? My dazzling baby blues?
- Peg Pete: [looks at the monster] Uh, actually, it was the extension cord running out of his back.
- Igor: [to the villagers] No! You mustn't hurt the monster. He's a gentle soul.
- [the monster purrs like a kitten]
- Pistol Pete: He was really, really nice to us.
- P.J. Pete: Yeah.
- Max Goof: That's right.
- Goofy: And real helpful around the castle, too.
- Peg Pete: Name one thing the monster has ever done to you... or any of you.
- [the villagers are unable to think of anything]
- Peg Pete: Just as I thought. You villagers should be ashamed of yourselves.
- Villager #2: She's right.
- Villager #1: We've been bad.
- Female Villager: I'm so ashamed.
- Igor: Then the monster's spared? You hear that, monster?
- [the monster hugs Pete]