Goof Troop (TV Series)

Frankengoof (1992)

April Winchell: Peg Pete, Female Villager

Quotes 

• Pete : That's right, that's right! We're going on vacation and it's someplace you guys are gonna love!

  Peg Pete : Oh ho ho! Hawaii!

  P.J. Pete : Australia!

  Pistol Pete : El Monte!

  Pete : [shows a picture]  The Old Country!

• Yodeling Man : Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo! Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!

  Pistol Pete : Is that man sick, Mommy?

  Peg Pete : No, Pistol, honey, he's yodeling.

• Max Goof : Anyone know where we can find the Frankengoof castle?

  [the villagers angrily stare at Goofy and Max] 

  Villager #1 : What want you to go there for?

  Female Villager : Don't you get it? He's one of them! He's got the Frankengoof nose!

  Goofy : I do?

  Villager #2 : Thought we were rid of your kind once and for all!

  Female Villager : Go back where you came from, Frankengoof!

  Max Goof : Wow, major attitude problem.

• [after arriving in Frankengoof castle] 

  Peg Pete : Come on, children, we've had a long trip. Let's go unpack and take naps and don't touch anything.

• [Igor and the kids approach the villagers who have surrounded a windmill] 

  Max Goof : Hey, what's going on?

  Female Villager : We've cornered the monster.

  Pistol Pete : Cool! A real, live monster.

  Female Villager : Not for long!

• [the villagers are ramming the door to get Pete, whom they think is the monster] 

  Villager #1 : What do we do once we get him?

  Villager #2 : I say we drive a stake through his heart.

  Villager #1 : No, that only work on vampire.

  Villager #2 : Uh, how about a silver bullet?

  Villager #1 : No, that for werewolf.

  P.J. Pete : How about tying the monster's legs on two trucks going opposite directions?

  [the villagers pause] 

  P.J. Pete : Hmm, you know, I saw it done in a movie once.

  Female Villager : It just might work. Let's do it!

• Peg Pete : The monster? Are you absolutely sure that's not my Petems?

  Igor : Oh, yes, mistress. Not a sliver of doubt in my mind.

  Peg Pete : Oh, I should've known it was too good to be true. He even does windows.

• [the villagers stop ramming the door to get inside the windmill] 

  Villager #1 : [panting]  It's no use. Door won't budge.

  Pete : Phew!

  Villager #2 : There's no other way in. We've tried everything.

  Female Villager : Should've tried turning the knob.

  [opens the door] 

  Female Villager : It's unlocked.

  Pete : I knew I forgot something.

• [the villagers are about to take Pete away because they believe he is the monster] 

  Peg Pete : N-Now hold it! HOLD IT!

  [goes to the real Pete] 

  Peg Pete : This is my Pete.

  Pete : Aw, you recognize me, bunny lips! What... What gave it away? My boyish grin? My dazzling baby blues?

  Peg Pete : [looks at the monster]  Uh, actually, it was the extension cord running out of his back.

• Igor : [to the villagers]  No! You mustn't hurt the monster. He's a gentle soul.

  [the monster purrs like a kitten] 

  Pistol Pete : He was really, really nice to us.

  P.J. Pete : Yeah.

  Max Goof : That's right.

  Goofy : And real helpful around the castle, too.

  Peg Pete : Name one thing the monster has ever done to you... or any of you.

  [the villagers are unable to think of anything] 

  Peg Pete : Just as I thought. You villagers should be ashamed of yourselves.

  Villager #2 : She's right.

  Villager #1 : We've been bad.

  Female Villager : I'm so ashamed.

  Igor : Then the monster's spared? You hear that, monster?

  [the monster hugs Pete] 

• Goofy : Phew! We almost took home the wrong Petey, Peg.

  Peg Pete : Ah, yes, that would've been awful. Although, the monster did do a nice job on those windows.