- Peg Pete: [after Pete's latest attempt to get rid of the band failed] This is the lowest you've ever stooped.
- Goofy: Now, Peg, you're not being fair.
- Pete: Thanks, Goofer.
- Goofy: Petey's stooped much lower than this. Hundreds of times, thousands of times!
- P.J. Pete: Yeah. Remember the incident with the earless monkey?
- Goofy: Well, yeah, I remember that.
- Pete: I thought we agreed never to bring that up again!
- Peg Pete: Children, what's that noise? You're not destroying my living room, are you?
- P.J. Pete: It's not us, Mom. It's coming from in there.
- [rumbling noise comes from the chimney]
- Pistol Pete: [gasps] It could be Santa!
- P.J. Pete: In July?
- Pistol Pete: Maybe he wanted to get an early start this year.
- [Goofy comes in through the chimney]
- Pistol Pete: Somehow I pictured him differently.