Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

Mike Myers: Ray Foster

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• [after listening to Bohemian Rhapsody] 

  Ray Foster : It goes on forever, six bloody minutes!

  Freddie Mercury : I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.

• [after listening to Bohemian Rhapsody] 

  Ray Foster : Bohemian...

  Brian May : Rhapsody. It's poetic.

  Ray Foster : What on earth is it about? Scaramouche? Galileo? Beelzebub? And that Ismallah business?

  Freddie Mercury : Bismillah.

• Ray Foster : We need a song teenagers can bang their heads to in a car. Bohemian Rhapsody is not that song.

• Ray Foster : Bohemian...

  Brian May : Rhapsody.

  Ray Foster : Rhapsody. What is that?

  Freddie Mercury : An epic poem.

  Ray Foster : It goes on forever, six bloody minutes!

  Freddie Mercury : I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.

  [pause] 

  Freddie Mercury : And you know what? We're going to release it as our single.

  Ray Foster : [laugs]  Not possible. Anything over three minutes, and the radio stations won't program it. John?

  John Reid : Yeah, we need radio. Format is three minutes.

  Ray Foster : What about 'I'm in Love with My Car'?

  [disappointed look on Queen's faces before Freddie kicks Ray's desk] 

  Ray Foster : Well, that's the kind of songs teenagers can crank up the volume in their car and bang their heads to. 'Bohemian Rhapsody' will never be that song.

• [from trailer] 

  Ray Foster : Mark these words: NO ONE will play Queen.

  Jim Beach : Fortune favors the bold.

• Ray Foster : Mark these words: if they're not careful, by the end of the year, no one will know the name Queen.

• [from trailer] 

  Brian May : We want to do something different.

  Ray Foster : It's my money, I say what goes!

  Brian May : We can't simply repeat ourselves.

  Freddie Mercury : No... we can do better.

• Ray Foster : Mark these words: if they're not careful, by the end of the year, no one will know the name Queen.

  [a rock is thrown through the window] 

  Ray Foster : Christ!

  Freddie Mercury : [down on the street]  You can take that out of our royalties! Twat!

  Ray Foster : Wanker!

  Brian May : You can shove your gold discs! You made a mistake, Foster!

  Freddie Mercury : Asshole!

  Ray Foster : You'll never have a gold disc, you medium talent!

  [to Paul] 

  Ray Foster : And to think, I worked with Hendrix.

• Ray Foster : Bismillah bullshit! I paid for this record, so I say what goes!

• Ray Foster : Are you aware that no one actually likes opera?